Here's mine
Hey grill are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
Lemme here yours!
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Gimme a nickel, I'll tickle your pickle Gimme a dime, I'll do it one more time Gimme a dollar, I'll make you holler Gimme a ten, I'll do it again
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If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u next to i
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Edited by thesmellypickle: 12/5/2014 9:56:16 AMIf you were a washing machine, I'd put my dirty load inside of you
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"Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?"
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im like a ninja, you wont even know your pregnant
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Are you part of a happy meal? [spoiler]Cuz u make me happy[/spoiler]
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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I was only 12 years old, I loved Arbiter so much. I had all the merchandise and gears. I'd pray to Arbiter every night for the life he allowed me to live Arbiter is love I'd say, Arbiter is life. Tartarus hears me and calls me a Fag, I call him a unggoy. He spanked me and sends me to my bed. I'm crying now, my ass hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Arbiter. He hole with his sangheilli dick. Tartarus walks in. Arbiter looks him straight in the eyes. He said "its all Halo now" He leaves through my window. Arbiter is love. Arbiter is life.
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"Hey Girl, did you know i'm a magician? Because i see these clothes dissapearing tonight."
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"You're very attractive and I wish to shove my penis in your anus"
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Let me shuv I sword of Crotas deep into your hellmouth
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Edited by Realistyx: 12/5/2014 5:06:56 AMI'm no weatherman, but girl you can expect 5 inches tonight.
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I want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets.
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Girl are you trash cause I wanna take you out!
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*unzipe pants. Places ball sack on girls leg* "You like tennis? Because the balls are in your court now" *walk away*
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Hey, did you drop your name tag? *tosses a packet of sugar*
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Hey gurl *runs away*
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Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me. Nice shoes. Wanna f-ck? Bend over.
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Would you like to schtimulate my schnitzel?
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Bby r u a beaver cuz dam
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Do you even lift?
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How bout you give me your number before I don't want it no more?
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Edited by Brumak Launcher: 12/5/2014 5:00:09 AMdid you graduate high school? [spoiler]'cause your grammar sucks. ( •~•)[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get. ;)
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If you were a meal at McDonalds. You would be mcgorgeous