But you get to choose any condiment jar, container, etc. for your ashes to be placed in. What choose?
I choose pickle jar. Nobody will be able to open that shit
EDIT: Our savior Helix has brought us his words of wisdom!
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Either: A whoopie cushion, 'cause that would be hilarious; A bottle of spray paint, so I can be permanently tagged onto the side of a building, or; A can of Folger's coffee, because everything's a travesty with Walter.