"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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it's going faster if flames are coming out of it
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"It looks like 2012 up here!"
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"You stuffed your baby with a what-bomb?"
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...".
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Whered you put the parachute
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Babies
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I'm gonna race him.
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I have ebola
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[i]"The pilot is feeling a bit under the weather so we're going to take care of him."[/i] Followed by the barely audible sound of two surpressed gunshots.
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"sugar, we're going down"
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Babies, I hate babies on a plane.
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Everytime I'm on a plane and we hit really bad turbulence I start singing this in my head.
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Hey guys, watch this!
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"Bane?"
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Just some turbulence.
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We're going down!
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If any flight attendants say "oh shit!" Itll never be good.
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I've actually heard this one on a flight years ago: "I don't know how to say this, but..." [spoiler]One of the bathrooms had a faulty flush on the toilet.[/spoiler]
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Completely related
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"There's.. something on the wing. Some.. thing."
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We will be experiencing major turbulence
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Edited by BloodyAlien243: 12/3/2014 12:54:59 PM"Why is that engine smoking?"
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"Shit, the pilot is dead"
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I freaked out when a Persian guy stood up in a plane.
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"The snakes are loose"
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"Shit, I dropped the det- uh I mean my phone"