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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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I dont want to see this.
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"The toilet is clogged"
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1 ReplyI'm crashing this plane.
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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
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1 ReplyEwwwww Becky has ebola!
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Is that a -blam!-in Gremlin???
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1 Reply"Oh hey, there's Wumbo over there in the other seat, let's go say hi!" Shit
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I think I just sharted.
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1 ReplyIm flying next week. #fml
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I think the pilots wasted
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[quote]The -blam!- is tha- OH GOD- *Screams of pain, plane is rapidly descending*[/quote]
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The toilets are clogged.
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Is that a snake?
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Attention passenger, not to worry anyone but engine one has jammed, you may now take off your seat belts and have full permission to panic, thank you. (Currently above the Pacific Ocean)
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'So hey.. uh... anybody seen Non-Stop? It's kinda important'
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*autopilot, Disengaged*
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"im mlg pro and just had a mt dew doritos binge prepare thy nostrils" "what clas u gun pleh?"
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"Nobody panic..."
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From experience ( small aircraft): 1. Hearing the sound of an engine sputter and die at 4000ft AGL. 2. Hearing the engine go full power with no warning and not being able to throttle it back. 3. Hearing another pilot radio in for an emergency landing, or worse, having to land where a plane is not meant to land.
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"Does anyone else smell smoke?"
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Ticking
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I sharted
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We are serving fish for dinner
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1 ReplyJustin bieber is on the plane today and he will sing live to you for free!
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3 RepliesOnce when I was traveling to Florida on a plane, there was a foreign man who was entoxicated sitting next to me playing with his lighter
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7 RepliesYour name is epic.
