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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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Is that light supposed to be on? What does this button do? Do a barrel roll!
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1 Reply"Hi, Jack"
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Asta la vista infidels!
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Hold my beer and get a load of this.
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1 Replyominous beeping
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[quote]And on your right, you can see an Ayy Lmao class super carrier! *Muffled Ayy Lmao in the distance*[/quote]
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[quote]Bob...? The hell is tha- OH GOD!!![/quote] [quote]AYY LMAO[/quote] [quote][i]AYY LMAO[/i][/quote] [quote][b]AYY LMAO[/b][/quote] [quote][u]AYY LMAO[/u][/quote] [quote]*Plane is swerving everywhere*[/quote]
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We have too much fuel on board! [spoiler]If ya know what I mean[/spoiler]
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[quote]put on your life vest[/quote]
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Let's play chicken
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Sat by the wing for the first time ever last week and saw two bolts fly off 0-0
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing slight turbulence. Okay now what are we supposed to do about the blown engine, what do you mean I still have the mic on, oh shit. Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore what I just said... we're -blam!-ed.
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1 ReplyAlla Allah Allah!!!!!
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Attention passengers, we may be experiencing slight electrical delays, so don't be alarmed if you have a sinking feeling.
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[i]*Really loud coughing*[/i] "Sorry, I just got back from my friend's service in Africa. He died of ebolAA-" [i]*Pukes onto your lap*[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by JRM99: 12/5/2014 8:29:13 PM"Crap! I lost my snake!"
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Did we hook up the sewage carrier Correctly
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And your pilot today is little Billy. Say hello Billy, goo goo ga ga.
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SNAKES!
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please remain calm while were crashing into a building
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2 Replies"You got that gas money??"
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Allahu akbeer.
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"I'm tired, of these mother f-cking snakes, on this mother f-cking plane!"
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"Allahu akbar!!!!"
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ATC "United Airlines Flight 632 Heavy, Traffic at 5 miles on your 1 O'Clock report it in sight." Commercial Jet "United Airlines Flight 632 Heavy, We don't have the traffic" ATC "Cessna N734JR Traffic 4 miles your 12 O'Clock, Is 737, report it in sight." Cessna "Cessna N734JR, I don't have the traffic" ATC "United Airlines Flight 632 Heavy, Traffic Alert, less than one mile, is Cessna 172 at your 3 O'Clock report it in sight!" "CJ "Don't have the traffic!" ATC "UNITED AIRLINES, CLIMB, CLIMB, CLIMB!"
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1 ReplyMy brother and I do this all the time and try to say it loud enough for other people to hear while we're about to take off: *Looks out window* "We aren't going fast enough." Cracks me up every time.
