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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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"Theres no doritos patch kids. Casual"
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pilot over mic: DO A BARREL ROLL
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"we're only serving orange juice today"
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2 RepliesWho Necroed this?
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" I think I just shit my pants!!!!"
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2 Replies*Muslim mating calls*
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32 RepliesEdited by Şpøöký ßëåř: 12/4/2014 3:53:13 AM"Hello passengers, if you look outside of the right window you'll see Flight 647 challenging us to a race. Remain in your seat and fasten you're seat belts. This shit is about to get real."
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4 RepliesEdited by Spyro: 12/4/2014 3:05:05 AMSex noises I've once sat next to the bathroom on a airplane and I saw a man and a woman go in. I was like, "Okay, that was weird" Minutes later I started to hear moaning and I knew exactly what was going on. Since I like to be a d***, I got out of my seat, walked up to the bathroom door and smacked it very hard 3 times, BOOM BOOM BOOM and everything stopped. 20 seconds later or so the couple went out of the bathroom and they were looking around the seats trying to figure out who it was. They didn't know it was me, because I was already in my seat playing Angry Birds.
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1 ReplyHey dude thanks for getting me a plane for Christmas I always wanted to drive one since I dropped out in 8th grade
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1 Reply"Confirmed, Bravo-2. We're clear for bombing run."
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"We're having a destiny giveaway, and everyone gets a free copy!"
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I am Osama Bin Laden And this is Jackass
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3 Replies[u] [/u]
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2 RepliesHearing the pilot say, "IM JONNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO JACKASS"
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Pilot:"i lost my seeing eye dog"
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"What does this button do?" "We're out of peanuts." "You think those 20 virgins will actually be there?" "Wow, look at these cool hats!" "I've flown helicopters before, how hard could this be?"
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Jetramming fgt
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"IT'S GOING DOWN!!!!" [spoiler]"I'm yelling timber. Oh man I love that song."[/spoiler]
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allah bolabah
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*Pilot* "K guy this is your pilot speaking, thank you for being my first passengers."
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There mother -blam!-ing snakes on this god damn plane
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"Attention all passages, Arnold Schwarzenegger will now be piloting this plane... [spoiler]have fun."( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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If you'll look to your right, you'll see jimmie Savile and the pope hanging onto the right wing. Would the passengers in C-2 and C-3 please move, Nigel Farage wants to lie on his side. Our departure location has been changed from South Korea, to North Korea, due to a very convincing pistol pointed at my head. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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1 ReplyBane?
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Arabic
