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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 12/1/2014 4:02:17 AM
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Dark Below! Are you prepared? Here's your guide to success!

Ok December 9th is going to be a big day for everyone, I'm wondering how many people plan to spend the entire day on the Raid. Here's a prep list to make sure you guys get the best from The Dark Below. - Clear 3 days from schedule - Adjust sleep schedule - Farm tons of materials beforehand - Move refrigerator and microwave into room or move gaming system into kitchen (Optional) - Create false Facebook status that you are sick, for minimal disturbances - Stock up on microwave food and and beverages of your choice. (The more you stock up on, the less time you'll have to spend away from Destiny) - Call contractor for an estimate on building toilet close to the area in which you will be playing. Only if you don't already have one close by. - Stock up on baby wipes - no showers should be taken within the first week of release, in order to maximize play time. - Allow for a sleep/play ratio of 1:6. For every 20 hours played, you are allowed 4 hours of sleep. The most common sleep cycle is 40 hours on and 8 hours off. It is highly recommended. - Allow 8 hour buffer from time of DLC release. The amount of excitement that will be had can lead to serious health problems. If erections last more than 4 hours, see a doctor immediately. - If you're currently in a relationship, end it immediately. - If you have kids, find a babysitter ahead of time or schedule for adoption. (Optional) - Prepare a group of the finest Guardians on your friends list and make sure you all have read all previous steps and have the same schedule. - take a blood oath to stick through until the Raid is complete. Thanks for your time. If there's anything I missed, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

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  • Haha this is a legit list! But honestly, some of us are in university/college and have to study for finals...so you have to add in to drop out of school as well.

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