Someone, anyone, tell me a story. It can be about anything. Factual, fictional..personal experiences. Anything. Work is boring. Pls n think u.
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Unc upon a tiem, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) de and
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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly, everyone died. The end
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Directions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.
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Once upon a time, the end. go to bed
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It was a sad rainy dad, there was a woman In an abortion clinic. The doctor pulled out a fetus and threw it in a bucket. The bucket tipped over. It was a sad day when you slipped out of the abortion bucket
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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright In the middle of the night To realize his dream had come true.
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Ba Ba Ba ba ba A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand."Hey Ba Ba Ba got any grapes"? The man said no but they sell lemonade its fresh and all homemade why don't you try a glass? No thanks!
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"Once there was an ugly barnacle..."
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