1. Metal Clothes hangers
2. Lighter
3. Garbage bags
[spoiler]Because if you really don't want her to have that kid, you gotta get your hands dirty.[/spoiler]
3 things that would give the cashier a "wtf..?" face, let's hear what you've got.
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Tissues Noseplugs Season one of the golden girls
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Astroglide A pack of smokes An elsa doll from frozen
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Sleeping pills wine condoms
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-Condoms -A big pickle -Skittles
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Aziz ansari DVD KY Cupcake wine
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Dog treats, laxatives, KY intense
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Box set of corpse party 9000 kg of lotion 6 vibrators even though your a dude
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Whipped cream Condoms Danish
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Xbox one ps4 game wii controller
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Dog treats Sleeping pills Lube Priceless face from cashier
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Lube Traffic Cone Towel
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50 shades of grey Cucumber Lube
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Edited by Nivniv: 12/2/2014 6:49:11 AMBuck knife, stuffed animals, fleshlight. Do I win? Edit: I don't know if all Walmart stores have a weapons section, but the ones around here do.
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1. Strawberry jam 2. Baby clothes 3. A hollow doll you can fill Fill the doll with the jam, dress in baby clothes, then throw out the window of your car for epic lulz!
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True story. Standing behind a guy that buys these things A crowbar A box of condoms Cinnamon toast crunch And a 12 pack The cashier looks at him and I shit you not says. "Looks like your about to have a helluva night, domestic violence with a snack." St. Louis is one -blam!-ed up place sometimes
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Bag of Sand, some lube, and a copy of the Justin Bieber movie.
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Cucumber Condoms Lube
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Shovel Rope Duct Tape
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Broke back mountain Lube Cucumber (big one)
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dick ass face hahaha
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Edited by SubjectBosco: 12/2/2014 6:32:05 AM1. Malta 2. Assorted Candy (Lots of it) 3. Bra and Panties (if I were to go up to the cashier with items that make them go WTF)
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Straws Lighter Aluminum foil
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Vibrating tooth brush, lube, Frozen dvd
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Nylon rope Children's colouring book Condoms
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Ky jelly A baseball bat Rope
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1. Cucumber 2.condoms 3. Vaseline