Ok December 9th is going to be a big day for everyone, I'm wondering how many people plan to spend the entire day on the Raid.
Here's a prep list to make sure you guys get the best from The Dark Below.
- Clear 3 days from schedule
- Adjust sleep schedule
- Farm tons of materials beforehand
- Move refrigerator and microwave into room
or move gaming system into kitchen
(Optional)
- Create false Facebook status that you are
sick, for minimal disturbances
- Stock up on microwave food and
and beverages of your choice.
(The more you stock up on, the less time
you'll have to spend away from Destiny)
- Call contractor for an estimate on building
toilet close to the area in which you will be
playing. Only if you don't already have one
close by.
- Stock up on baby wipes - no showers
should be taken within the first week of
release, in order to maximize play time.
- Allow for a sleep/play ratio of 1:6.
For every 20 hours played, you are
allowed 4 hours of sleep. The most common sleep cycle is 40 hours on and 8 hours off. It is highly recommended.
- Allow 8 hour buffer from time of DLC
release. The amount of excitement that
will be had can lead to serious health
problems. If erections last more than
4 hours, see a doctor immediately.
- If you're currently in a relationship, end it immediately.
- If you have kids, find a babysitter ahead of time or schedule for adoption. (Optional)
- Prepare a group of the finest Guardians on your friends list and make sure you all have read all previous steps and have the same schedule.
- take a blood oath to stick through until the Raid is complete.
Thanks for your time. If there's anything I missed, let me know and I'll add it to the list.
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Remove all hard objects in grabbing distance radius that could be be thrown when frustrated. Also, buy two backup controllers. Touchdown slamming controllers is only acceptable when first beating the new raid.