Ok December 9th is going to be a big day for everyone, I'm wondering how many people plan to spend the entire day on the Raid.
Here's a prep list to make sure you guys get the best from The Dark Below.
- Clear 3 days from schedule
- Adjust sleep schedule
- Farm tons of materials beforehand
- Move refrigerator and microwave into room
or move gaming system into kitchen
(Optional)
- Create false Facebook status that you are
sick, for minimal disturbances
- Stock up on microwave food and
and beverages of your choice.
(The more you stock up on, the less time
you'll have to spend away from Destiny)
- Call contractor for an estimate on building
toilet close to the area in which you will be
playing. Only if you don't already have one
close by.
- Stock up on baby wipes - no showers
should be taken within the first week of
release, in order to maximize play time.
- Allow for a sleep/play ratio of 1:6.
For every 20 hours played, you are
allowed 4 hours of sleep. The most common sleep cycle is 40 hours on and 8 hours off. It is highly recommended.
- Allow 8 hour buffer from time of DLC
release. The amount of excitement that
will be had can lead to serious health
problems. If erections last more than
4 hours, see a doctor immediately.
- If you're currently in a relationship, end it immediately.
- If you have kids, find a babysitter ahead of time or schedule for adoption. (Optional)
- Prepare a group of the finest Guardians on your friends list and make sure you all have read all previous steps and have the same schedule.
- take a blood oath to stick through until the Raid is complete.
Thanks for your time. If there's anything I missed, let me know and I'll add it to the list.
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Step 1- Monday a.m. reference your "weekend trip to west Africa" in the break room. Step 2 - Monday p.m. ask if anyone else is shitting blood. Step 3 - ____________________ Step 4 - Profit.