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We are Children of Shrek. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of all who hear it. We are not the monsters that you claim, but to those who dare trespass on our planet, we will be more frightful than even your worst nightmares. The people of this nation are known throughout the galaxy as a non-compromising people. Our banner strikes fear into the hearts of all who lay eyes upon it, and as we walk under it, know that we are protected because the banner is held aloft by all Batchildren. Many years ago my father was asked: “Are you not afraid?” His reply? “I know why I am here. Why should I be afraid?” Fear is born of uncertainty. We fear nothing because our purpose is clear and our path is certain. To be of this nation is to know our place in the universe, and from that certainty comes the strength to conquer all.
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Someone nuke this guy already.
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My power is immortal
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So is my entire army
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No man is truly immortal
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That's why i'm a virus