Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude.
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This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them!
The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done.
The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist.
The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question.
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[b]Sias[/b]
The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills.
[b]Sias[/b]
The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler]
The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists.
Leaders:
Joeyoungfitz
[quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote]
Lap Dogs:
Sias,
[quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]
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BA Silent Dude right here lol. Here's one for ya: [b]The I'm Not A Noob Guy[/b] 1. This player has done the raid twice but somehow knows everything about it. 2. Immediately grabs the relic only to die within the first 60 seconds of holding it. 3. When told to throw solar grenades at the Templar they ask, why? 4. When told not to grab said chest they ask, why? 5. Dies falling to the secret chest. Somehow manages to not screw the Gorgon's Maze up. 6. Dies repeatedly by ledge after the jumping puzzle. You know which one I'm talking about. The one where if you try to walk alongside of it it pushes you off. 7. Somehow walks into the gatekeeper as it is exploding. 8. "We're out. Everyone to the middle to defend the conflux." "Where's the middle?" or "What's a conflux?" Sometimes both. 9. "I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!! CLEAN MEEEE!!!" *Holding the relic.*