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Edited by TheMostChill:
11/29/2014 9:27:57 AM
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Confessions of an Exo Warlock - Part 1
[i](The transmission begins with the whirring sound of a Ghost's inner mechanisms)[/i]
"...So here I am, on Earth's moon. A highly advanced, highly badass, sentient death-machine with the ability to manipulate reality itself through [b]SCIENCE MAGIC[/b]."
[i](There is a brief sound of conflict; two rifle shots and a Hive gurgling)[/i]
"And what does the Vanguard have me doing? Gathering Husk Flakes.
HUSK FLAKES.
As in, the smoldering bits of flesh that fly from a freshly vaporized Hive. THIS is what they have me doing on my downtime; scraping up husk flakes is no job for a Warlock.
A Titan maybe, but not a Warlock.
And what do I get for all of my hard work? Another job immediately afterwards telling me to scan a Fallen glyph that I've [b]personally[/b] scanned a dozen times whenever the Fallen decide to put a new coat of paint on it.
I guess I just feel under appreciated, you know? I'm out here, head to toe in so much purple and gold swag it would make Prince himself cry tears of joy. If he was still around, and not a 10,000 year old reference, that is.
[i]sigh[/i]...Dinklebot, hand me my dustpan."
[i](The transmission ends with the soft sound of a broom sweeping)[/i]
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1 ReplyIt's time for us exo warlocks to rise and fulfill our plan to take over the bar at the ship area!!! Onward to victory!!!
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1 Reply*Exo Warlock brofist*
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1 ReplyHonestly this is the funniest/least offensive thing I've seen on #destiny in a [b]LONG[/b] time. Mainly because I'm an Exo Warlock :P
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1 ReplyHa. Great post. Bump
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1 ReplyPart two please! :D
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1 ReplyHaha! Brilliant! Can't wait for part 2!
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1 ReplySelf-bump!
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1 ReplyLol! I tend to do bits like this while doing monotonous patrol bounties and farming. Too funny man.
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1 ReplyKeep em coming! I enjoyed it, even if you're a warlock.
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1 ReplyI'm too tired to even read it. But you took the time to write this post, so I support your efforts. I hate when people take the time to post something they worked hard on and it gets buried within the massive pile of shitty complaints we already have. So, here's a bump, good sir.
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Oh man, this got buried really fast. I was hoping for some feedback, because I'll likely be writing more of these as I patrol endlessly.
