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Edited by Batman:
11/26/2014 3:34:41 PM
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my girlfriend wants the D but I don't wanna give it to her
We've been dating two weeks and she wants to have sex, now if any of you shit balloons know me, that's not what I'm about. What do I tell her so she understands?
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1 Reply>begin intercourse >achieve extremely minimal contact >rapidly pull out >say "I'm gay." >??? >profit
