Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude.
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This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them!
The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done.
The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist.
The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question.
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[b]Sias[/b]
The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills.
[b]Sias[/b]
The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler]
The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists.
Leaders:
Joeyoungfitz
[quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote]
Lap Dogs:
Sias,
[quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]
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I'm known as gjallarhorn guy. Needless to say, I deleted it >:) [spoiler]jk lel[/spoiler]
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We had a major narcacist in our raid and he kept blaming it on us that we could not get atheon done (he was 27, we were all 28/9 and were veterans and knew what we were doing). He left in the middle, and we completed it the same run. Our fire team leader then invited him back, we all told him what happened, he called bull shit, and then he was kicked.
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Forgot another one and this might describe me too well: Mood Swinger: (combination of BA Silent dude, Joeyoungfitz and Narcissist Maverick type) Normally starts off silent for their own reason but as a helper. Whens they friends or others in need of help for the raid they jumps on it. example would be to help a raid team with the plates knowing they cannot squad with them. They will help others though the raid and will always try their best 100%. When this particular person realize some cannot hold their own on a side, BA mode kicks in to cover that side until revival on normal or until the confluxes for the templar part is completed. They do not talk as much during the action but before and after the action they joke around with the fire team. However there are some constraints the Mood Swinger cannot stand thus turning him into the Narcissist Maverick. After multiple failed attempts (more than 12), nothing to raise morale, and no progress the Mood Swingers thinks to just quit but doesn't want be a rage quitter. Some swingers may grow silent for the remainder of the raid and you will not hear from them until the end.
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Everybody's the BA dood??
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The know it all: the guy that thinks that he knows everything about the raid just because he watched it in a youtube video. But in reality he's never actually played it.
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Silent, done the raid a few times on 2 characters still don't have a mic, never really had a problem with any part after the 3rd or 4th completion
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What about the actual professionals, still dicks to everyone, but ends up soloing last 3 confluxes on hard due to wipe.
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Edited by xBilly Crash: 11/29/2014 1:49:05 AMThe "gorgon God" The guy who says this is the easiest part and he never gets caught. 20 minutes later everyone is fighting bc he won't just follow the group and continue s to get himself caught
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Silent dude until someone starts with the "we should do the portals one at a time" chestnut
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I'm a helper ran the hard raid 6 times this week lol
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Edited by Sportsfreak5022: 11/29/2014 1:40:25 AMI'm the guy that solos both portals and one time defended the gate and killed the gate keeper cause a 29 couldn't handle the praetorian on both portals. I am also the guy at Atheon when we have 3 people that jumps off and self resurrects to save the team. I am typically the helper or the BA, I kick the narcissists when I see them.
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Im the guy that pushed you off the edge at templar and randomly started the fight cuz -blam!- it were cheesing it anyways.
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I'm the BA Silent Dude. I'm fine with helping newbies, but tend to go through entire raids saying less than a dozen words lol.
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I am a BA or helper depends on whether or not I have been drinking haha
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I'm the BA Silent Dude and The Helper. I despise the narcissist.
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At times i am the helper and others i am a lapdog or the BA silent dude. I will get tons of hate for this post but this is how i view my performance in VoG
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Excellent characterization. +1
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I'm a ba helper. Help all the time. Always a badass. Lol at least that's what I'm told. I personally say I'm a helper that's well tuned to the vog rhythm .
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I think i fall under the helper category as when ever someone ask for help in the raid i tend to give tips and ideas, i also help my friends or there friends who have never done the raid, i dont speak much in our group because i tend to not want to be annoying. and i always help my friends even if i have completed the raid that week.
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Also the doubters... Such as myself :/. Those who doubt that you can't do it in a certain amount of time
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I'm the silent dude cause I don't have a mic lol
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Im the Silent Dude with most kills and least deaths.
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Im BA silent dude
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I would say I'm the BA silent guy but since if only done raid once or twice (because friends are never on), Im kinda a newbie
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I'm the complete noobie
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I tell everyone what i think we should do in raids i need to stop :P