Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude.
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This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them!
The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done.
The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist.
The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question.
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[b]Sias[/b]
The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills.
[b]Sias[/b]
The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler]
The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists.
Leaders:
Joeyoungfitz
[quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote]
Lap Dogs:
Sias,
[quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]
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Edited by H3MR0lD RAGE: 12/1/2014 4:56:51 AM[i]The RNG Blessed[/i] - These are the types that are caressed and smiled upon by RNG. They tend to get showered with everything you want and need and are the center of scorn from a recently unfriended friend.
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I don't say much in the raid unless I get fed up with wiping
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The Husband: "My wife just got home, I gotta go pick up my kids." *middle of confluxes after 2 have died*
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5th type the good time ganger
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I'm that guy double jumping in the maze to piss off the narcissists cos he's a douche
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Don't think I fit any of the categories. I just do the raid, hold up well, almost never die but I'm not the most badass either. And just do my job well. I do however refuse to play with little kids. Annoying, never listen to instuctions and cause wipes while at the same time thinking they know how to do shit. Just no.
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BA silent dude... I'm not the best team player but I know what to do and how to do it :p
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Edited by Oversoul: 12/1/2014 3:29:19 AMNarcissist, im always with noobs
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Joeyoungfits
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Quiet one
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I am a narrcicst but I can back it
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Im a leader. I help out the newbies, take command, and 99% of the time I'm the one putting the most work and kills. But if you could not co-operate with me then we will see who survives the VoG longer
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I'm a mood changer: At the beginning I will be the back silent guy After 5-10 wipes I will become the helper And after that I will rage quit
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Edited by KingStarKing: 12/1/2014 3:48:43 AMI want to eventually become the helper, but I only have done the raid a couple of times so that makes me the newbie.
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Apparently most people believe they are a BA SILENT DUUDDDEEE!
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Edited by DatFruit: 11/30/2014 4:55:26 PMI'm definitely the BA Silent dude Lmao. I'm kinda a helper and maverick too
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I'm the Guy who opens the Door for everyone...if you get me •_•
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You forgot to include the new younger kids who get way too excited and don't listen to what you're trying to say lol.
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Im more of a Smartass, AntiNarcissist, Joker: Leads the group well under pressure but is always cracking jokes to keep everybody calm when fighting Atheon. When on Mars calls it the poopy planet and when on Venus calls it the garden down there. Hates Narcissist with a passion to the point where he'll try his ass off to be better just to prove that a 29 can take a huge shit on a 30. Gives everyone a chance with relic.
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I guess you could call me a bit of a narcissist and a helper. I do yell a bit and tell people what they did wrong but I also try to explain it as well... Even if that means yelling at them.
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So true
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I help people a lot, but get frustrated easily. Helpercist?
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Im a combination of a helper and narcist
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I agree with most of this besides the name "narcissist" for that one annoying shitty kid. A narcissist believes they are better then their whole team and let everyone know that. A lot of narcissists can hold their own
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I'd personally say I'm a ba silent helper. But I'm pretty sure others think differently
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Narcissist noob lap dog here, git good cos me and Ma boy rek