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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Edited by THE COUNT DANTE: 11/27/2014 6:22:23 AM"Nice Hawkmoon, wanna -blam!-?"
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girl, i'll show you my hard light, (insert comment about overpenetration rounds) are those pants purple? cause that ass is legendary
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Baby all give you my Fist of Havoc all night long.
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2 RepliesI'll put my Fist of Havoc in your Control Point all night. Eeey.
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1 ReplyWith me, the heavy ammo is always availible
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Are you the Queen? because I want to [you know the rest]
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Would you let me into your Dark Below?
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Wanna do a raid?
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Are you from heaven? Cuz you look like a Fallen angel.
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Edited by thtguyericcc: 11/26/2014 8:42:50 AMBaby just one night with me and you'll be succumbed by my oracles ;)
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Hey girl, how about I dreg my ... Nothing good can come of this. Are you Randall the Vandal? Cuz you look ready to soak up anything I shoot at you. My mind lives in the gutter. Does this spinmetal smell like chloroform?
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3 RepliesThere's a reason my super is called "fist of Havoc" :D
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1 ReplyHeard this in another thread: Hey baby, your pants must be purple, cuz dat ass is legendary.
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"Allow me to break the ice." "You Broke the Sun." "Time for a break!"
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Hey baby want my ice breaker to do critical damage to your atheon and completly obliterate it with gjallahorn
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Want me to show you what's in right hidden?
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Is your name the Templar cuz I'm about to get you off. .... This platform
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Lemme decrypt dat ass
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1 ReplyEdited by Onua, Kell of Earth: 11/26/2014 5:16:23 AMIs your name Rahool? Because you're giving me too much shit and I'd like it if you stopped. I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why you and I should have sex.
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Baby got that glimmer, got the last word, she's my sugar mama, patience and time for sure
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If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow my seed or spit it out?
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2 RepliesHey baby, wanna check out my Gjallarhorn? Hey baby, wanna come to my House of Wolves to see The Dark Below? Excuse me miss, I saw you with my Vision of Confluence. [spoiler]I lack creativity but at least I tried. :/[/spoiler]
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Did you buy those pants from Xur because your butt looks exotic.
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