This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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I "could tell you" how hot you are.
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Hey girl you better change your name to Iron Banner cuz ima grind u day and night for a week then forget about u
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Hey baby the names draksis you can sit on my throne all night long
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Take a ride with me on my Sparrow to an Unforgettable Shore!
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Are you a wizard? Cuz is like to pop that shield
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Hey babe, I have an exotic heavy weapon that fits nicely in your inventory slot. ;)
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Im horny...touch it
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If I give you 13 strange coins will you let me wear those exotic legs?
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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Ever been fisted by my fist of havoc?
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Can i put my sparrow in your darkness zone?
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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 11/26/2014 1:51:12 PMAm I in your Ward of Dawn? Because I am blinded by your beauty.
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My dicks like an icebreaker. It regenerates ammo over time... About 6 seconds to be exact
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Nice Exotic chest you got there wink wink
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain how much I want you
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I'll loot your cave
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Hey girl I got some [i]Super Good Advice[/i] . I should stick my [i]Hard Light[/i] in you tonight
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why you should go home with me tonight.
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Girl you are exotic cuz once I choose you I can't be with anyone else
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That was funny. XD
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Grab your exotic armor, you've pulled.
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Let me ready my heavy ammo to explore your dark below...
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At least they didn't nerf my dick...yet [spoiler]I'm high :)[/spoiler]
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Girl are you a titan? [spoiler]cause I'd like to give you a flashbang[/spoiler]
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Edited by THE COUNT DANTE: 11/27/2014 6:22:23 AM"Nice Hawkmoon, wanna -blam!-?"