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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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I'm a warlock. Let's shag.
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I just popped my super It wont be ready again for 2 minutes
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Guy: hey, you look like a total skank. Girl: WTF is your problem?! [i]*slaps guy*[/i] Guy: Well i got three level 30 characters in Destiny so i can basically get away with murder. Skank. Girl: OMG! [i]*jumps guy and starts licking his face*[/i] can we go home to your place like RIGHT NOW?!?!
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1 ReplyGirl your name must be Destiny. Cause you keep making promises that you don't do. Lmaoo
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ive FALLEN for you
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This isn't mine read it the other day in reference to the stranger "are those pants purple, because that arse is legendary!"
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1 ReplyEdited by Talk2MeToner: 11/26/2014 3:22:45 PMI'm like an oracle baby I'll make you Succumb
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"I'm not the Cryptarch but I see something Legendary I want to unlock."
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I wanna fist of havoc your heart of fiery pyraxis.
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8 RepliesBabe are you a fallen because I'm going to kill you, all of your leaders and everyone you ever knew or cared about.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?...[spoiler]not Destiny related but yolo[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf you wanna level up you have to go below :-)
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1 ReplyI want to screw you like the Crytarch in September...
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1 ReplyDestiny is a stripper's name.
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Hey girl, is it me or is your hive awakening??
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Edited by ariesdragon123: 11/27/2014 6:46:43 PMNice armor, what's the drop rate? Today is National Sparrow Awareness Day, for the sake of saving the sparrows I'm going to have ask that you ride me instead. ;) Your name must be engram, because I've hoping to get your pants to drop all day. Why don't you come join my party, and I'll help you lose control.
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1 ReplyIs your ass a relic? Cuz I really feel like grabbing it in the next 5 seconds.
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1 ReplyHey girl! Whatcha say to us forming a fire team and raiding your dark below! (I cringed writing this but lol!)
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3 RepliesEdited by LumberJesus: 11/26/2014 3:35:37 PMAre you an exotic? Cause I've been looking for you all day
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How bout you let me put my sword of Crota into your Hellmouth.
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Id nova bomb her oracle.
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Don't worry baby. My buddy the gorgon just likes to watch
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This isn't a pickup line. I just want to remind all you thirsty guardians that you need to be carful, because shanks have harpies.
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5 Replies"Why yes, that IS a [i]Gjallahorn[/i] in my pocket."
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You can't avoid the Truth
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I "could tell you" how hot you are.
