This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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I have a exotic pulsating rifle in my pants
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I would like to raid your dark below.
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"Your eyes are as green as my engrams"
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If you had a cortex, I'd penetrate it.
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"You free this weekend baby because my checklist is telling me it's time for Plan C"
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Is your name Destiny? Cause I'm gonna Grind on you for hours
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Edited by Burgess925: 11/28/2014 7:35:19 AMDang girl is your name destiny Cause I'm already bored of you.
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I earned my lvl 30 from the IB. Works everytime.
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After completing a raid.. Could I at least get some lube before you fack me like that
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I don't know if I should waste my special on u.
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Are you the Cabal? Cuz you could blow me for getting in the way.
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Is that a beacon in your back pocket? because that booty is calling me.
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Destiny, Lets bang. Works every time guys.
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If I were a Cryptarch, I'd love to play with the two engrams in front of you.
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Sorry babe, I couldn't hold it any longer. My nova bomb exploded out on you. P.S. Not really a pick up line but ehh I don't care lol
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Ill be the icebreaker, let me play with your gjallahorn ;)
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Girl my exotic is about to spray some Orbs of Light for ya
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Hey girl, How many strange coins do I need to get in to your legendary pants.
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My spire is growing gurl.
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If you were DLC, I would pay for you. Call me when we can explore Uranus.
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I want to put my Phogoth into your Hellmouth.
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I'll give you a massive load!! (Time) Baby we got connection problems ...thats all I got.. lol
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If you suck my Cabals, I'll journey to your Dark Below (; XD
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Nice armour Can I finger you?
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*sees cliff near by* Hey can I like, push you off that.......I dunno I got a thing for pushing stuff off
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I'm a warlock. Let's shag.