{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
702
Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
-
Suck my Cabals [spoiler]best I could do [/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesGirl, my spire is forming.
-
we've woken her hive... hey Eris do you want to see my third eye?
-
2 RepliesAre those purple pants you got on? Cause that ass is legendary.
-
How about I shoot my Hard Light into your Loot Cave?
-
3 RepliesHey girl how about me and 5 of my freinds enter your Vault of Glass.
-
3 RepliesHey baby What do you say we take my "black hammer" and let me put a "little light" in your "dark below."
-
"Baby you must be a Sunsinger cause you lookin' radiant." - you're welcome.
-
1 ReplyI would enter your vault of glass but I don't want harpies
-
1 ReplyI couldnt think of a good icebreaker.......
-
Hey Hunter Shawty. How about coming back to my Bubble? So I can Titan Fist you... Until you die.
-
I got this legendary black hammer and I'm out of vault space, can I store it in you?
-
Hey baby i got some super good advice for you, you should come back to my house of wolves and check out this black hammer.
-
1 ReplyI think I'm a vandal because I have fallen in love with you
-
I'm your Destiny. Become Legend.
-
Nice boots. Wanna f^k?
-
Care to handle my legendary hand cannon it fires 10 rounds before needing a reload .
-
Can I use your primary slot for my hard light?
-
Want the truth? You can't handle the black hammer.
-
Baby I'm gunna shove my sword of crota straight down your hell mouth
-
Hey baby, want to know why you remind me of the stars? Because have sex with me.
-
Wanna go on a raid with me later? You can my wing-girl
-
Sup baby, got that black hammer, you tryin to reload my clip?
-
Edited by vortex589: 1/1/2015 2:11:01 AMHey Girl, Me and my 5 friends here are ready to raid your dark below.(Only useful at orgies and Comic Book Conventions)
-
If you a robot, and I'm a robot... Then who cares if we both get Harpies!?
-
If my dick was a completed bounty, and you were Xander 99-40 , I'd give you my bounty ;) [spoiler]That sucks[/spoiler] [spoiler]not as bad as you swallow[/spoiler]
