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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Are those pants purple? 'Cause that ass is legendary.
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Hey girl, You so fine You make my blade dance.
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2 RepliesHey girl is your name Atheon? Cause I'd like to enter your vault
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Wanna see my black hammer? It will take you to no land beyond.
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What's the drop chance on that exotic hehe I have a ghaljahorn with Wolfpack rounds giggidy
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Are your legs tired? Cause you've been void walking through my mind all through the reset.
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Who needs a pickup line when you always have an icebreaker? [spoiler]I don't have an IB[/spoiler]
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Are those purple pants? Because that ass is legendary! I didn't make that up, I saw it somewhere
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We need to skip the 'ice breaker' here because you are 'the chosen' one, cos your 'up for anything' it'll just take some 'patience and time' to 'raid' your 'dark below' then we'll accept the 'truth' and run away to 'no land beyond' together
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When i saw you i was revived like the dead ghosts.
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She awoke after i was done.
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"Baby, you must be the newest raid, cause I could spend HOURS learning to complete you!" "Hey beautiful, mind if i put on my bubble to protect us and "go down"?" after a night of drinking and random girls bed, you try to slip out and she hears you... "OMG I've awoken the HIVE!!!"
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Let me in dat dark below. Dear RNGesus don't have harppys
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Penis......that's my pickup line
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1 ReplyEvery girl not of your ethnicity. .. NICE shader
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Are you an achlyophage symbiote? Cause I swear my golden gun shot more when I saw you.
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Want to see my WarCOCK... Walock I said Warlock... 8llllD
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Want to see my black hammer
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1 ReplyI want you more than the mythoclast
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Edited by Xernos Edge: 1/7/2015 7:48:46 AMHey babe whats your plan for tonight? Well..huehuehue Jimmy is "Up for Anything"! Wink wink
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Let me do my super and shoot my orbs all over you... And I'm a Titan (bring a rag)
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1 ReplyHey girl. You ever experienced a fist of havoc by a titan in an overcoat
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They call me Bad JuJu...I never have to reload.
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Edited by Koohwhip: 1/7/2015 7:01:11 AMGf says I play Destiny to much.. so this was my response.. "Aye babe... wanna see my ghallahorn"? ...And that's the day my gf dumped me.
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3 RepliesI could tell you a pickup line...
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I would propose to you but I'm afraid if I go down on one knee I might not be able to get back up.
