This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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I'm a hunter your a titan.....girl it will work our baby will have a golden bubble super
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I picked you up some Mk 44. Spread Em Wide's just for this occasion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"No I'm not grinding to get your exotic, you just give it away to everyone else" Not a pick up line exactly
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Hey babeh, want to see my ghallarhorny?
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Girl ... Is you're name raid ? Cause i would like to cheese you ...
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Is your name Destiny cause I wouldn't mind spending countless hours doing the same thing over and over again with you.
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Baby, we're you captured by Fallen? 'Cause I'd love to Fall en you.
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Hey girl, I wanna stick my Black Hammer in your Nechrochasim.
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Darling, I'll make you sing a lovely DeathSingers tune while giving all my hard light to you.
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Edited by iosappsrock: 2/21/2015 8:24:31 PMYour body must be purple, cause it's legendary. :P [spoiler]Your ass is exotic tho[/spoiler]
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*Sticks Gjallarhorn in other player's face*
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Hey baby are you gjallarhorn because your just like my girlfriend... I don't have one
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I wana pierce the veils of your summoning pits.
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Baby I'm like Hardlight. I always overpenetrate
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Girl are you Crota's End? Cuz I wanna traverse your abyss.
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Are your pants purple? [spoiler]cuz dat ass is legendary[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, are you exotic? Because I can only buy you on the weekends.
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I think you just stepped on my sync plate, because you're raising my spire...
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Hey baby, you can call me the Black Hammer. Because I can hit that sweet spot all night.
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Bum me ..
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Hey baby I'd love to make a ex ex exo rated film with you
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"How big are your tits?"
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Me you loot cave
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dinkle bell dinkle bell, dinklebot all the way.
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If you were the Tower, I'd fly my ship into your hangar bay. [spoiler][i]if you know what I mean[/i][/spoiler]
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Are those pants purple? 'Cause that ass is legendary.