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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Man: Yo gurl i must peirce the the veil of your summoning pits Girl: blushes
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10 RepliesEdited by khanspiracy: 11/28/2014 4:44:29 AMI don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to put on a condom.
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You're like Suros Regime [spoiler]out of style[/spoiler]
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do u like flying or riding http://youtu.be/LU6EteAtubk
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"Baby, if I raid you, there will be an unknown surprise for you at the end."
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"Hey girl, just so you know, I'm coming will be my last word."
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Girl are you a field scout? Cuz you just extended my magazine.
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1 ReplyEdited by Toasty: 1/7/2015 5:35:06 AMWana open my legendary engram? Oops my motes of light came out..
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Edited by zortcommander: 7/23/2015 1:45:34 AMAre you the Vex Mythoclast? Cuz that body is sleek
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Hard light ain't the only thing that's hard
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The Destiny nightfall is Winters Run with Arc-on
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Hi [spoiler]All the ladies just fainted[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCredit to Mr.Fruit Girl nice pants. What's their drop rate? My own I think... Crota: How often have you gotten my black hammer? Girl: 2 times from you 13 times from hard. Hard??? How? Girl: Sorry I gotta go. Oryx called. Taters... :)
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So I've heard you love playing with orbs well I got two right here for you
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Hey girl wanna see my hard light
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The elements of "Blade dancing" >:) When you are doing solar damage, you have to slow down. When you are doing void damage, you have to stop. When you are doing arc damage, too late...
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When i see you i waste my super... CAUSE MY BLADE IS DANCING RIGHT NOW!
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ill put my crotas end in ur dark below
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ill make u more wet than venus
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Do want to go with me on a vacation? monte carlo
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Is there a sync plate in your pants? Because my spire is rising.
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"Hey girl, are those pants purple? *puts on sunglasses "Because dat ass is legendary!"
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( every pick up line in a few words) Bitch Please
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Let me throw on my Radiant Dance Machines, whipout my Black Hammer so it can meet your Vestian Dynasty, and make a Secret Handshake while we have hot Vex. ;)
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3 RepliesPrepare Uranus for that Venus
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Are you an awoken cause you've just awoken my spire.
