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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Girl: wanna go to my place? Guy: sorry i have a raid to complete.
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5 Replies"Baby, your name must be Loot Cave because I could shoot in you for hours" - This sounded overly inappropriate, even as I typed it out lol.
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Get rekt
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Babe u got sync plates in your cuz my spire is razing
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Hey I can shoot into you with my hard light then you'll spay your necrochasm all over me ;)
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Looks like I got the Last Word in that match. Both reactions: [spoiler]IM SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]Looks like we won[/spoiler]
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I had done a thread like this a few weeks back. Well done.
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Wanna grind together?
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1 ReplyGirl are Venus cause you make my spirit bloom
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1 ReplyAre those pants purple? Cause that ass is [b][i][u]LEGENDARY[/u][/i][/b]
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2 Replies"Girl, I would throw money at you for all that content."
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Actual Destiny pick up line: *shoots head* *point* *dance* *point*
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2 RepliesEyy can you use your fist of havoc on me until I nova bomb all over your face?
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1 ReplyHey girl can I insert my hard light into your necrocasm
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You must be weapon parts, because I can't get enough of you.
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6 RepliesRoses are red Some engrams are blue Call me Xur I've got yellow for you ...wait did I just offer to pee on someone? I'm so rusty...
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2 Replies100% of jokes made here are courtesy of Mr. Fruit.
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Can you suck my g-horn you make it very hard light I want to feel it poking in your mouth like a thorn if you do this there will be NLB after we can go look at the hawkmoon while we eat some The Ram chops
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Your interesting baby, not entirely interesting but you have promise
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1 ReplyGirl are you a Gatekeeper cause I'd like to slam you 4 times with my sword.
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"[i]You must have Jolder's Hammer because you look bangin'"[/i]
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Damn baby, is your name Xûr, because you're giving me a Hard Light.
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Is your name trials? Because you're about to get -blam!-!
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There's a Gjallarhorn in my pants. Do you want me to finish your raid?
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Do you do squats? Because that keyhole is activating my golden gun.
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4 RepliesAre your pants purple?Because dat ass is LEGENDARY
