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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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You make my little light a hard light
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Do you have purple panties on? Cause that ass is legendary!
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Girl: Is that a hand cannon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Guy: Well, I'm just feeling [b][i]thorny.[/i][/b]
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Drops white tab in her drink, make sure she sees it* she asks "what is that?" Me "Birth control, want to find out if it works?" I know it's not destiny related but it's funny
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Your Good Juju is my Bad Juju.
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1 ReplyGuardian Down....??
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The name's jolder. Do you have some patience and time? so you can meet jolder's hammer ;)
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Are you a warlock? Cause your presence makes me wanna sing a song of flame.
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Do you play Destiny? 'Cause you got nice cans.
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whats a similarity between shotguns and my gf? they both blow especially with knee pads
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hey wanna see my hand cannon? no my other hand cannon
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Excuse me miss. "Ass up guardian".
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Girl are you a cabal because Val (v I'll) aru'un (a ruin) u
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3 RepliesDo you have any Guardian in you? No Do you want some?
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Hey girl, you must be the Vault of Glass because sometimes I have to bail on you when I have diarrhea
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Let me put my rocket in your loot cave
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Theres gonna be 7 planets tomorrow cuz im gonna destroy Uranus
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3 RepliesHere hold my hand canon.....no, my other hand canon
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hey girl, u like poison? becuz ima giv u some of this thorn!
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Hey girl are u a felwinters lie? Because I just hit u from across the room.
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I treat my girls just like I treat my new found legendaries. I reroll them everyday.
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Wanna see my golden gun?
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I'm bout to get in your loot cave, and violate it
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2 RepliesBaby I hope you're saving me for your exotic slot
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Guuuuuurl, is you a guardian?[spoiler]CUZ IMA PUT LIGHT ALL UP IN YOU[/spoiler]
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girl are you the ghorn? because your playing hard to get
