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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Hey want a thorn it hurts for a little but you'll get used to it, no? Okay then how bout a black hammer it will make the last word come out yours of course not mine. Still not enough to convince you how bout you raise your rng sucess rate. But for good luck i'll bring your Ghorn
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Are your pants purple because your ass is legendary!!
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3 Replies"Don't worry, I've got protection. I wouldn't want to get harpies, or any other vexually transmitted diseases"
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Will you suck my chatterwhite from my cabals ?
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Hey girl is your ass like the vault of glass because I'd like to break into it
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3 RepliesWanna see my "Little light"
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*cringes*
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Did you get those pants from a purple engram? [spoiler]Cause dat a[i]ss[/i] is legendary[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by Campion78: 11/27/2014 6:36:50 AMHey girl, Hive seen you around and I've Fallen for you. Wanna have Vex with me. You can play with my Hard Light while you suck on my Cabals.
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I'd pop an exotic shard in dat cuz girl you make me one Hard light XD
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Edited by JediMPG: 8/14/2015 12:00:02 PM"Hey, Girl~ Why don't you come over and stroke my gjallarhorn~? It'll fire off some wolfpack rounds~"
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6 RepliesNice skirt whats the drop rate?
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3 RepliesWe'll bang... Ok? [spoiler]Sorry, wrong game[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis parody advertisement talks about just that http://youtu.be/S6azHxrkA6U Feedback is well appreciated so let me know if we f***ed up in any major way so we can fix it next time
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There is too much Vex in the City :D
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We rather avoid engagement until we understand them better
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Hey, gud lookin' You should try a Strangers Rifle... It hits hard and recharges pretty hard.
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Nice Ghallahorn. Wanna -blam!-?
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*whispers "I'll control your zones, if you fight back"
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A spire has formed... Conflux with me...
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1 ReplyIs your name Crota? [i]Cuz I'm about to stick a sword up your ass[/i]
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Guy: hey wanna come over? Me: no I gotta finish this raid Guy: but my parents aren't home Me:...but Fatebringer Guy: get over here I'll bring you your fate Me: no need to be Vex chill out
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Ayy gurl, are you a Ward of Dawn? Because I want to get inside you.
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You make my little light a hard light
