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Edited by Khârn the Betrayer:
11/26/2014 4:06:06 AM
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I am so pissed, this needs to be done now:
Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror:
This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor.
Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell.
As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia.
He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy!
He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes.
He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount!
Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal.
Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves.
Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance.
Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at.
Edit:
Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all!
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1 Reply"Randal be swole" -blam!- dude I can't handle you right now
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2 RepliesRandal is a big wuss. I made him part of my fist shish kebab along with all those other hive and fallen majors.
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1 ReplyI love this idea it offers a great challenge and could be a great way of having random people come together
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1 ReplyBump bump chuck Norris wears randal pajamas.
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1 ReplyImagine if they worked him into the House of Wolves dlc. I'd probably laugh and give you credit.
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1 ReplyWhere is this lvl8 dude? I don't think I've seen him yet...
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1 ReplyWho? For real. Randal the vandal? You talking about the ultra at forgotten shore that appears every know and again.
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1 ReplyYep, do this. Do it now! Right now!
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also i would like a strike that we can fight in the dark and use are usless ghosty thing that we use to open doors as a flashlight instead of a key. Just complete darkness with a shit ton of thralls coming at me would make this game 10 timws better
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I miss Randal... :( . Bring him back!
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1 ReplyThis made no sense.
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4 RepliesOk, after reading the name a few times and pretty sure, I'll emberass myself, I have to ask. Who is Randal?
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8 RepliesSometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
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8 RepliesThis is such a troll lmfao
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2 Replieswhere can I find Randal "the Animal" Vandal?
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12 RepliesIf these options actually made any -blam!-ing sense I would probably vote
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3 RepliesWhat's kell?
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1 ReplyWho is Randal the vandal?
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1 ReplyNo option for: "Who is randal the vandal"?
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2 RepliesSo where is this bastard. Because the Devil needs to collect his head.
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6 RepliesYou forgot a "who the hell is Randal" option.
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1 ReplyI have no -blam!-ing clue to what you're talking about
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4 RepliesWho is Randal the Vandal? lol
