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Edited by Khârn the Betrayer:
11/26/2014 4:06:06 AM
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I am so pissed, this needs to be done now:
Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror:
This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor.
Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell.
As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia.
He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy!
He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes.
He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount!
Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal.
Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves.
Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance.
Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at.
Edit:
Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all!
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1 ReplyRandal the Vandal: Hogger and Gamon from WoW
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2 RepliesBUMP-inovfski!
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1 ReplyLove this! I agree!
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1 Replyi agree
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1 ReplyEdited by Jtayls: 11/26/2014 11:18:54 AMRandal hates you and your family. Although it's nothing personal, he hates all humans, awoken and exo equally. Randal doesn't play games though, that's for damn sure.
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1 ReplyThank you so much for this post. I support this idea 100%.
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1 ReplyAbsolute best idea I've seen
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1 ReplyThis is the best post by far!
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1 ReplyI never realized my first meeting with him would be the last :(
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4 RepliesI remember the first time I ran into him, had no idea, run towards him (me lvl25) him a lowly lvl5 , I wanted to go into the cave , pop two shots from my TDYK into his face ....nothing! He staggered shake it off, his yellow bar didn't even moved, I was like WTF? Then I had one of the best 10 mints fight in the game so far! The hole time I'm asking myself " why won't this f..cker die!!!??" I finally got him but he earn my respect.
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1 ReplyThe only reward we should get from him... is death! Randal for Kel!
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2 RepliesWatch him come back in destiny 2. Randal was recruited by the queen to be her new general and male suitor!
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1 ReplyI find it fascinating that this community creates more interesting lore and story devices than the entire frakking game.
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1 ReplyThink once Randal has smote a guardian he should have his own little dance session and tea bag session just to take the P
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2 RepliesRandal is the reason Crota is scared to come to earth.
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1 ReplyI met him once. Me and some random took him down, but we were both so confused about what was happening. We kind of flailed around throwing grenades, rockets, and shotgun blasts at him.
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1 ReplyRandal has laughed at my wolfpack rounds, stared them down and [b]laughed[/b].
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3 RepliesI've seen him twice only and our match record is 1-1 as of now. I can beat him again! Seriously took me a while and lots of ammo to kill that freaking vandal...damn!
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8 RepliesThe Stranger and The Speaker actually take the time to explain stuff to Randal. Not that he needs any explanations. His tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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1 ReplyThis has got to be the thread of the year. We gotta make this happen!
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2 RepliesI like to think Randall is the Fallen equivalent to a Guardian, with his own equivalent of a Ghost to revive him. His sole purpose is to watch the entrance to the RAS Bunker for any sign of activity. Obviously, such an important job should only be left to the best of the best... No matter how boring it may seem, or how long it may take.
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1 Replyahh just goggled him, yep he's killed me several times.
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1 ReplyEdited by Babyrancher: 11/26/2014 9:44:53 PMIf Gamon in WoW has established anything... it is that the Yellow NPC with an absurd amount of health will not only continue to exist in this and future installments but that he will thrive and come back repeatedly as an increasingly hardcore badass.
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1 ReplyI remember when randal was a bitch and i would kill him for the fallen majors because he spawned quicker then the vandel in the ship. Then one day i went there and he ate all my bullets and spat them back at me. Never returned since
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1 ReplyYou bring valid points. I agree.
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1 ReplyEdited by Raffky: 11/26/2014 9:55:13 AMEpic! Wholehartedly agree!! Btw Randall round-housed Chuck. That is the reason why Chuck now wears a beard. In honor to Randall.
