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Edited by Khârn the Betrayer:
11/26/2014 4:06:06 AM
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I am so pissed, this needs to be done now:
Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror:
This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor.
Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell.
As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia.
He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy!
He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes.
He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount!
Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal.
Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves.
Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance.
Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at.
Edit:
Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all!
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6 RepliesPure Awsomesauce! Though he should drop something worthwhile - mats, shards and chances for purple/exotic. As a roaming strike/raid level boss he can certainly drop good loot. You can easily limit it to once per day to avoid farming.
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1 Reply+1 Interwebs
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Bump!
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2 RepliesIt's true. I went to his cave and now Randal has a beard! A beard! The only mofo in all of Destiny universe that has a beard! The beard has it's own health bar! Ghost was all "oh hell no" and vanished so I ran away.
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1 ReplyThe question is why hasn't he been promoted already guys a -blam!-ing badass.
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1 ReplyNo use crying over spilled milk, unless it's Randal's milk cause then you're going to die
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1 Reply[quote]Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror: This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor. Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell. As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia. He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy! He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes. He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount! Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal. Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves. Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance. Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at. Edit: Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all![/quote] Rowdy randal vandal brushes his teef in his reflection on atheons decaying corpse. He dont go ham. Hes all HAM AND CHEESE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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1 ReplyBump bump a million times bump
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5 Replieshe also needs a special hat.
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4 RepliesStalin was nothing, Randal is the terror of Russia.
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2 RepliesI said it once and ill say it again. They should bring him back, make him appear randomly anywhere you might be and just give him a slightly higher legendary/exotic drop rate. How awesome would that be?
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8 RepliesEdited by TheWiscoBadger: 11/26/2014 8:00:25 AMYou must not leave the house much eh?
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1 ReplyThis would be pretty awesome. Have his AI be the most challenging and difficult one. Also as an added thing he chases you throughout the Cosmodrome. Might be too much, but have an Archon and two Reaver Captains accompany him.
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3 RepliesIs this the fallens equivalent to Chuck Norris or something?
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1 ReplyHell to the mother-blam-in' yea! Randal "The Animal" Vandal He's a bad motha (shut yo mouth) I'm just talking bout Randal. #Randal"The Animal"Vandal2014
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1 ReplySo far 6% of the voters are mentally ill.
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1 ReplyThis needs to be trending!!
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1 ReplyBungie make this a reality. Randal "the animal" vandal- scourge of the cosmodrome!
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1 ReplyEdited by AG Protocol: 11/26/2014 2:09:20 AMRandal for Kell! Cabal east to west will be voting for Randal!
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2 RepliesMake it a public event in that area. Have him just crawl out of the cave and be this bigger than normal Kell that dual wields the shrapnel launchers.
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1 ReplyI support this 100%.
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3 RepliesRandall killed my dog, took my girlfriend and stole my sparrow. I still like him, he is one personable mutha!!
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1 Replyc'mon Bungie! We're not asking for loot or perks for ourselves. Give Randal the Vandal his due!!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Solemn Sentinel: 11/25/2014 7:09:00 PMRandal the Vandal has been one of the greatest enemies the City has ever faced, but the poor guy is just stuck sitting by his cave, watching the Forgotten Shore night and day without any rest. The least they can do is give that guy his own thrown to sit on and so his can give his legs a rest. Maybe even pimp out his shank with gold plating and a solar shield.
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1 ReplyWhy is everyone better at story telling than bungie!
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1 ReplyRandal the Vandal: Hogger and Gamon from WoW
