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Edited by Khârn the Betrayer:
11/26/2014 4:06:06 AM
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I am so pissed, this needs to be done now:
Randal "The Animal" Vandal promoted to the Kell of Terror:
This Fallen has earned the respect of Guardians worldwide, he has stomped out more light than Crota himself and has soaked more bullets than Aksor.
Randal holds his cave down like nobody else has and in my immeasurable opinion, earned the right to be a Kell.
As the unifying voice of public and popular opinion, I request... Nay, demand! That Randal is immediately promoted and is granted the title: Terror of Old Russia.
He must extend his reach and area of appearance, no, not as an event but as a roaming raid boss who darkens the skies above the area he enters in. Our ghosts must yell at us to run, for terror has arrived and our dear Kell, Randal "The Animal" Vandal: Terror of Old Russia, must show no mercy!
He should do full laps around the cosmodrome with an entourage of Vandals riding Pikes.
He must be twice as tough as a Kell on Randal's special steroid serum and if need be, ride a walker as a mount!
Bungie, this is no longer a request, this is your next patch. Do not let your legion of fans down, give us hell, give us the Kell, Randal.
Guardians, unite behind this sole cause and push for it! Forget about your pvp or story woes, forget about your weapon buffs, forget about it and help give Randal the station he deserves.
Ps. The only reward we should get from him is a grimoire card of legendary importance.
Also, it's perfectly acceptable to use any existing Kell model and make him larger in scale with a smaller crit zone, not that it mattered, Randal took more shots to the face than most people's m... That's probably a good point to stop at.
Edit:
Instead of the sky going dark when he strolls down his block, it should turn blood red, cause it's the end for us all!
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Randal be swole!
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QQ threads about weapons? Exotics having the option to be buffed? PVP balance? These are meaningless is comparison to Randals much needed retardo super buff. Get your shit together community and stay focused on the subjects that matter most!
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Buuuuuuuuunp~
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1 ReplyEdited by Shyassasain: 12/5/2014 4:21:31 AMBump~~~~~~~
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Hell yes. Will bump every day until Randal (or lesley as I named him before finding out others call him Randal) And his DEATH SHANK are made into a raid boss or public event, at least a strike.
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2 Replies[quote]ride a walker as a mount![/quote] This. +1
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1 ReplyWhile I think Randal deserves some recognition, I don't think Kell is right for him. How do we know he's not a former, "forgotten" Kell? His Fallen followers could have balked under his rule and forced him into exile. Or he could have felt that it would be better as a hermit with his loyal Shank in his cave instead of ruling his people. If he wants the job, I back him for it. He at least deserves his own name in game and a buff. That way all who meet him will know his name and know they have fought a legend.
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Can I spend my exotic upgrades on Randal? I'll pay in game to buff the mofo and not stop until destiny 4 or Destiny universe online, the full feature MMO with 10,000 vs 10,000 pvp. Heh.
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1 ReplyRandall for Kell 2014 !
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New support groups are popping up everywhere spreading the good news of Randal: [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/81799507/0/0]Rap about Randal "The Animal" Vandal, straight outta Cosmo.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/81741037/0/0]Some new post, but support is support, just ask wonderbra?[/url] There is another one, I just can't find it because it's buried in a lot of unimportant and useless posts about nerfs and cheese QQ.
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1 ReplyHaha retweet. Fav.
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1 ReplyDude reading this sh*t was epic. Made my day good sir.
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1 ReplyRandel was too OP for the Hive to invade Earth so Bungie took him out. Hence why there are more rituals around.
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1 ReplyJust had an epic battle with THE TERROR OF OLD RUSSIA. Took all of my VM ammo and smiled at me.
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1 ReplyWhere is Randal the vandal located??
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1 ReplyIs this the lv 8 vandal where every now and then takes more ammo than phogoth.to best.
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2 RepliesWe need Randal. I remember fearing for my life as I battled him. A lowly vandal. He has earned his ascension.
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3 Repliesagreed. randal was a bad b*tch and tougher than aksor on nightfall.
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1 ReplyWhat about Harry "The Scary" Hydra the lives under the bridge on Venus in the citadel area by the dlc strike? He should be buffed and promoted to a Nexus or templar status.
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1 ReplyYes. This.
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1 ReplyRandal the Vandal 2k14
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1 ReplyThat's actually a really good idea, roaming raid boss around each planet, like a public event kinda
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1 Reply
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1 Replythe hell you smoke bro lemegitsum~
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1 ReplySo good
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I think he spawns at the after you kill him a few times. I was killing the vandal for a bounty and he randomly showed up after about 6 re spawns.
