So, there was an accident at work and my tailbone is now at a 90 degree angle. I thought you'd all like to laugh about how I broke my ass. Hopefully that cheers you up today.
[spoiler]What really happened is Squiggy was messing with my chair and kicked it out from under me as I went to sit.[/spoiler]
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you're butthurt. That will be $29.99. Please send me your bank account information, social security number, and your mothers maiden name because she won't tell me. Luv ya.