So, there was an accident at work and my tailbone is now at a 90 degree angle. I thought you'd all like to laugh about how I broke my ass. Hopefully that cheers you up today.
[spoiler]What really happened is Squiggy was messing with my chair and kicked it out from under me as I went to sit.[/spoiler]
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I'm sorry to hear that. Reminds me of when I was not wearing the proper soles at Pizza Hut. The floor was wet since I was the dishwasher. I just slipped and danced in place for a few seconds before falling flat on my ass. Luckily, I've got cushion for the pushin'.