So I got home tonight to reveal a huge blister. At least half an inch bubble. You could almost smell the Ebola in the air.
Now, I'm not a doctor, but naturally, I know this means I'm going to die soon. Searching up medical advice just supports my claim further.
I seek the professional medical help of the Flood to inform me how terrible my death will be.
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A cellar door will hit your head, and you will fall down the stairs, breaking your neck.