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Edited by An Alt: 11/12/2014 5:11:13 PM
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Flood, I need girl help

So there's this girl at school and yesterday she asked me all these questions like [quote]Do you have a girlfriend?[/quote] [quote]Why are you all alone?[/quote] [quote]Don't you ever want a girlfriend?[/quote] Etc Wat do flud? I rarely interact with girls and don't know what to do? Update: So, she wasn't here today… I guess tomorrow? Update 2: So she does like me. Wat do next Flood? I never talked to a girl since 2009

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  • Hitch: Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.

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