So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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I destroy people with my pulse rifle. Fair and square with the full auto perk and perfect balance.
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Sparrow kills pwnly! XD
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I see little to know bitching about scouts. They are a skill based weapon. Kinda why I don't think they are popular haha
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How about having some fun and play the game how YOU want to play it!
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I think it would be ok if you used a slingshot with styrofoam packing peanuts. That would probably be ok. But they have to be the ones shaped like an S, because the other ones might not have enough wind resistance and they might travel at too high a velocity.
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Y dont u try murdering them with hugs and kisses like a real G?
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Edited by hexxem: 11/23/2014 4:14:30 PMI use Atheons Epilogue. Supposedly it's a bad rifle? I'm a buff rat however. I hate nerfs, so I don't understand this community to begin with :)
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Use the pistol Dregs use.
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Heres a stick and some used napkins, figure something out.
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Just use whatever you like god damn, dude.
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You forgot the grenades, supers and melee attacks that you're not allowed to use.
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Edited by Destiny: 11/23/2014 11:14:31 AMshot guns ur trash blink ur trash Arc Blade ur trash thats it
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I once tried with flowers. Got a shot to the face. Never tried again
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Edited by Adam: 11/23/2014 2:14:58 PMMy shit list: Suros (Anyone getting bored of 80% of players using just this yet? I know I've used it this Iron Banner despite hating the gun. Why? 'Cos you feel you have to just to compete) Pocket Infinity (all game) Invective (all game) Heat-seeking Rocket Launchers (come on, they're bullshit) And the worst of all: Spamming blink with a shotgun the entire game These, for me, Are the most annoying things about the multiplayer, aside from the Super spam. On a side note, I'd LOVE to see the Iron Banner stats. Imagine how high the overall kill percentage is just Suros? LOL
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Edited by PHG Serpent: 11/23/2014 5:54:27 PMI personally love the scout especially MIDA. I don't think they're OP, but some people might when I win what they think was an unfair duel.
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The only guns I think NEED to be nerfed are fusion rifles. They can kill you in 1 shot from pretty much any range.
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Play whatever the hell you want to play with Someone told me that negativity is like water, there is a lot of it out there but if you don't let it into your boat you won't be taken by it
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<starts slow clap>
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Don't play with your penis either. You'll break it off like all the women did. If you think this is a troll post look that phrase up and you'll find an age old comic using the exact same line, saw it when I was a teen and laughed like hell over it. Still do!
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You're so right. It just pissed me off. Why can't there be a whiner's page? The only things that need to get nerfed are comments that talk about things that need to be nerfed.
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Edited by Sgt Cabose: 11/23/2014 1:41:44 AMI use a blue auto rifle that gives grenade energy for kills, a blue fusion rifle that does the same, and a legendary rocket launcher (Hezen vengeance) or Thunderlord. I wear armamentarium and rock double grenades and max discipline for rapid grenade cool downs. I love my build. Lately I've been playing striker but unusually prefer to run as defender. Double sticky magnetic grenades are awesome. Double grenades-period-are awesome. It took me a while to tweak my gear and perks to support this play style. Moral of the story: I'm probably labeled as cheap and a CoD poser despite the fact that I haven't played a CoD sense black ops 1, and probably won't play another. But my affinity for grenades in crucible labels me a scrub or a noob... or whatever... Everyone will hate you. All of the time. This is the one truth of online PvP. If you're good with something you're cheating.
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Edited by ADemonTeddyBear: 11/23/2014 5:52:17 AMYou can solve everything in life by doing 1 simple thing, Punch it till it stops bitching about everything.
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The only acceptable way to play is melee only, and only by not using the shoulder charge, throwing knife, blink strike, or any other OP melee attacks. So you're pretty much left with...um... Hmmmmm..... You only get to win by completing objectives. ...except clash and rumble don't have any, so you'll have to only cap points in control. But that would give your teammates more points when they kill people, which is OP, so that's a no as well... And reviving for points is cheap in skirmish, so we can't have you doing that. Salvage is never here, so we don't need to worry about you playing that. You know what? I've got it. You have to play as a Sunsinger, and use the super perk that makes your teammates abilities recharge faster, and aren't allowed to throw grenades or melee during it. Then cower while you wait for it to recharge. Now that I think about it though, that would mean your team could use their OP abilities more often. So you're basically left with losing. You're allowed to lose. Not idle for loot though, only scrubs do that. You have to actually participate by running around the map so that you properly earn your loss.
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Fists my fellow Guardian. Fists, knives, knees, headbutts, flinging your Ghost via slingshot, throwing pieces of your armour at opponents (that stuff smarts) and humorous one liners should be your weapons of choice. The [i]only[/i] choice really for us gentlemen & fair lady duellists of the Crucible.
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Edited by Ely: 11/23/2014 5:13:28 AMYou forgot you can't use supers either because they're all OP and bladedancers are OP and panic supers are OP and titans in a bubble are OP and everyone is OP so clearly you just can't play at all Except Final Destination, no items, only Fox Alternately, no supers, only Lv1 starter armor and the starter auto rifle
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Walrus and waffle irons. Thats the way to go.