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Edited by Dabsta:
12/18/2014 10:27:04 PM
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What am I allowed to play with?
So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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3 RepliesYou are a scrub if you don't use un-levelled green guns or lower. You are also a scrub if you melee. Best buy a new grey from gun smith each match to be safe.
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2 RepliesLol awesome, people whine about everything and are shocked when things get nerfed into the ground.
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6 RepliesThe only acceptable, and most hardcore, Crucible weapon is a hug. It's clearly what most of the people on this forum need and, through the magic of actual interaction with a human, it has the power to turn them from asshats into actual, civil human beings.
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1 ReplyMelee is the weapon of a scrub or an idiot. I mean 2 melee attacks to kill? Get gud scrub.
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1 ReplyYou're gonna have to punch everything. But seriously I know how you feel
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2 RepliesEdited by Shiverrain: 11/21/2014 11:19:25 PMI notice you said that butt hurt will ooze down your leg and into your pants. Question: Do you wear your pants... around your knees? :D
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10 RepliesI thought the trend was to use the biggest Care Bear bullshit, Aim Assisted, weapon with the best Bullet Magnetism Perk? Or those childish Super Mario Brothers Invincibility Stars they call "Supers" to ensure that even the most garbage player gets an easy kill? I wanted a [u]good[/u] [b]shooter[/b]. Does that make me a dick? If anything, I blame my own naivety for thinking that the guys who designed Halo and the tards that code CoD could make something for people over 16.
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1 ReplyI use what I damn well want to use. If someone does not like it they can either grow up and get over it or leave. Simple. I am too old to give a crap about who cries baby tears over it.
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4 Repliesjust dance. that's it.
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1 ReplyThe correct answer is............yourself. you are allowed to play with yourself. You're welcome. Luv ya.
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2 RepliesI run around using my melee and grenades. ONLY.
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4 RepliesAgreed. I catch myself yelling at the game when I'm playing it saying to nerf this or that. Then I switch to that gun and I'll do balls bad with it. Everything is OP if used correctly. Except pulse rifles. Those do suck.
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2 RepliesDude, didn't you get the memo? The only thing you are allowed to use are pillows, if you use anything else, you are certainly a noob.
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1 ReplyIn PvP you're only allowed to use hugs and snugs.
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1 ReplyYoure a bubble titan with no blessing and no grenades. You can use a suros or shadow price.
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3 RepliesUse a green 12 round scout with poop reload and punch anything that moves. I took a shotgun point blank to the head and punched the kid and killed him in IB I laughed so hard lol.
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2 RepliesEdited by Silverhawk: 11/21/2014 9:39:18 PMCorrect choice: Pick the weapon you are the best with, rek people, bathe in their tears.
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3 RepliesWe have to use just melee. So the complainers can shoot and then it's fair. Geez. You didn't get the memo?!
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1 ReplyI think the l33t thing to do these days is find the highest and most open area and start dancing. *nods*
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1 ReplyDon't forget that to avoid rage and cries of "NERF!" You'll have to not use your super either... Any of them...
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10 RepliesUse whatever gun, but some are pretty cheap. ( Just for the fun) I use my red death and love that people use the suros and last word I think those are the top 3 weapons. I feel like they out match any other gun but its Rock Paper Scissors with these 3. (I don't know if that's a good interpretation of those guns but I like it) And it's cool to use the shotty and fusion in a back up plan. Like oh "I just got this guy across the hall with a head shot, damn some one running up. (Insert shotty or fusion) to ones chest. Running around with it equip. Come on that's pretty cheap not op cheap. But I'm truly not complaining just giving my thoughts on it.
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2 RepliesUnupgraded hard light and super good advice - as soon as they get one perk, break 'em down and wait til you get another. No grenades either!
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2 RepliesIn seriousness though, i use an AR. Not because im a n00b - although i am - but because im comfortable with it.
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2 RepliesLol. Go read a Dark Souls forum and see how much that community complains.
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2 RepliesMy answer: Yourself. You Sir, are permitted to play with yourself. After all, it's only natural.
