So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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I swear I thought I was going to see a bunch of troll replies to your question lol
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I think it's ok to just use a stock sparrow but not the preorder one, run over for the win!
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And no melee either you scrub! 😜
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A brown banana and a stale donut.
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Once i got a hate mail for using a sniper rifle :) But i have to say that at the moment i'm hating People with suros regime (in Iron Banner) But when you think about a Game where all weapons are perfectly balanced. It would be kind of boring too
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Just punch everything. Actually, just lightly tap them on the shoulder, and say, "You're it! Tee-hee!" and run away. Or maybe just stand there and let them kill you after you take all of your armor off.
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You're not allowed to use anything, it's too OP. You can only melee. No supers either, they're too cheap. Don't even think about grenades.
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Um you can use: Titan melee(not shoulder charge of course) Green/blue/white weapons Non sticky grenades/OHK grenades That's about all I haven't heard complaints about...
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The only respectable thing to do is to run into a group of enemies and hope they don't shoot.
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You forgot supers, NEVER use supers. If its a titan ground strike its coz you panicked If its blade-dancer your a noob because its so op Zzzzzzzplay the game
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You can use you're ghost...
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Fist and bad juju only! :P
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Just don't play pvp. It's where all the moaning noobs hang out!! :)
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I've rarely touched my special weapon during Iron Banner, Last Word gets the job done close range or not.
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You forgot about supers, you can't use your super either... Except maybe radiance. But because grenades are also too cheap you can only use it for the pretty wings.
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I'll use what I want when I'm in the crucible, don't need or want the respect of other players, I just want to capture more points and kill as many as I can. You also forgot about using your super and which one!
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Suros regime/Vex mytho Found verdict Hezen vengeance I go 30/4 about every game who care's what others think.
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Probably the best post I've seen on here since the game came out. Everyone has a topic for everything they don't want anyone else to use. This is the first one that begs the question as to what we are actually permitted to use without the community trying to burn down our houses.
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I'm fine with any primary user or heavy but fusion and shotties are cheap af. Fusions especially.
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"Please don't use super anymore..." Lol -blam!-ing moaners right. Use what you want, don't worry bout anyone
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Everything
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Haha. Good post. My thoughts exactly ..... I know it's satire but perhaps we should all stop giving a toss what people use and play with whAt we want Personally I love suros / voc / and zombie apocalypse.... Not a fan of secondaries
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So true!
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You are allowed to play with any gun you choose. Not sure why you think otherwise? How old are you? At my age I could give a flying horses ars what the lil momma mammary munchers say or do. Play the game. Have fun. That is all.
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Use whatever you have fun with.. If someone tells you not to use a certain gun then tell them to go jump off the map ... Its supposed to be diversity and fun .. hell i run round and try to melee people with my hunter which normally fails as its weak but hey i enjoy the challenge