So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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You nailed it. But you forgot that only noobs use melee attacks/grenades. So noobian
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You may only legitimately kill someone with a boosted sparrow mid 360 spin while dancing on top of it. Any other kills are just for plebs and noobs.
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I just run around and shoulder charge as many people as I can to get hate mail. I'm absolute garbage at pvp and have no interest in it but I can shoulder charge with the best of em. Also found verdict works very well. Bottom line don't care what people think play how ever you want and use what ever weapons you want to have your fun.
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You are forbidden from using apostrophes.
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If you're enjoying playing with it then it's probably wrong!
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Edited by DouglasDoom: 11/24/2014 1:57:30 AMYou are allowed to use... 1 clip of primary, 3 special weapon bullets, (no more than 3 because that would be too cheap). Absolutely no heavy at any time, Never even think about using a special or super, You can use 2 grenades per match, No more tho. And infinite melee attacks. (But only if you yell into your mic as loud as humanly possibly HIGH FIVE!). If you dont go by this list then your a noob or a scrub. Lol. Meant as a joke. Use whatever u want to. Some weapons are overpowered. Some are underpowered. Some supers are great. Some are kinda poopy. Dont worry what people say. A pvp win is a pvp win. And a pvp loss is a pvp loss. Just try n do the best that u can with the weapons you have available. :)
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You are allowed to use whatever you want, however, maining a shotgun or a fusion rifle for a whole match gets on my nerves - it's not the fact that they're overpowered or anything like that, it's just really frickin' annoying (sends off a vibe of "I can't kill shit unless I'm using a 1-hit-killer"). The one thing I do hate on (all the time) regardless if you're switching weapons is the SUROS Regime, screams scrub/tryhard.
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Quit playing with your dingy!
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Crucible where only those who can stare without blinking the longest will survive. Soon nerfing eyelids!
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Don't listen to those guys... #playyourgame
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You have to hide and try to jump scare people off cliffs
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You can't use anything If it can kill another person it is OP as hell and they should have won because they are obviously the better player.
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For the "nerf it"s:
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If you are level 30,you can use what you want. Except IB gear. Wouldn't want that
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Every time somebody cries about weapons in PVP I post you OP. I hope your ok with that. Cus I couldn't agree more with you.
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Edited by DaimD: 11/26/2014 8:12:35 AMEdit: I retract and recant my statements. Period.
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If they can't beat you, then it must have nothing to do with their poor skill, but everything to do with the overpowered weapon you are using. HA. There is always a way to beat them, always, doesnt matter how over powered the weapon is. I will find a way. No complaining.
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Edited by The HOOK2: 11/24/2014 1:30:42 AMWell, you're allowed to dance. Unless your a hunter, then it's OP.
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Edited by S3DATED M00SE: 11/23/2014 10:18:11 PMThe logic of the internet - You are only allowed to use what I say and I say you can only use weapons that have no chance of every killing anyone even if they are running at you backwards with no ammo. If you dare to use anything else I will send you hateful messages screaming how overpowered those guns are even though I could just as easily equip them. Unless of course you are on my team in which case you are only allowed to use the strongest weapons in the game, they aren't overpowered they are simply efficient!
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I look at it this way. If everything is considered "OP" then the game is balanced.
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The only way to play fairly is to use the disconnects Destiny gives us! Everything else is OP, but we we have such a surplus of error codes we can just use them as weapons. "Take that Joe! Eat my anteater!" "Wot? U wanna fyt m8? Take me centipede!"
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Whatever you like, it's your game.
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The only logical choice of weapon is a marshmallow gun until it starts leaving bruises. Then make them water guns until people start getting too wet. Then those will be nerfed into using bubble wrap.
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ME ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ノ
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Yourself.
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I've read a few of these themed posts recently and come to the conclusion that it's not the weapons or the bullets or the supers or any thing like that, you should all just stop using your scrubby EYES, get em closed NOW you noobs.