So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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You must use an auto rifle, it must be blue, you must carry a shotgun, but never use it, you must carry a rocket launcher, but never use it. The elite eschew these things. Your auto rifle must be plain and ordinary and no different than anyone else's. If your enemy is wounded you must not engage, wait until their shield is at full. Approach from the front, never crouch or jump or blink, they are OP. Remain outside of shotgun range, ADS and fire. The winner is clearly better. If you lose in 2v1 it is fair because 'get gud brah'. If I lose in 2v1 it is unfair because they did not follow the rules. If you win in 2v1 your weapon is OP and your a scrub because everyone knows the solo has the advantage. If I win in 2v1 I am the teabag god. The only fair fight in a 6v6 match is 1v1 with full health and shields and the Titan should always win. Hunters are OP because they can kill Titans Warlocks are OP because they can kill Titans If two Titans fight the higher level Titan should win. If two Titans are the same level the winner has an OP gun. If two Titans are the same level with the same weapons and the same upgrades in a fair fight. My Titan should win because MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Unless I'm a Warlock because Magic is just better Unless I'm a Hunter cuz Hunters got skillz Tactics, Strategy, Talent, Timing, Hand Eye Co-ordination are OP Because it is only a game and not the real world And if you don't get it yer a scrub so get gud and be on my fireteam or just quit playing and raid with me and Subject: Play Destiny! and I am too busy being awesome to actually communicate the plan. Because my thoughts are the voice of god on the wind and if you don't get it get gud brah. Because we are all in this together.
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Melee only match would be ideal! Hail all Titans!!!!
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I think your allowed to play with the Khostov, that's about it, because apparently any special, heavy and 99% of primaries are OP and need a nerf
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Run whatcha brung, Dude
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I use the vex mytho and pocket infinity yay!
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That's about right
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I dont care what you use, as long as you follow crucible courtesy......if you are being shot at, stand still and don't fire back.
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It seems the only way of killing someone in PvP without being told off is to politely walk up to them until you're close enough for any class to kill them, punch them in the face twice and walk off.
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I check the forums daily to see what's making little kids cry and that's what I use.
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You can only use Kvhostov. Nothing else; not grenades, especially not supers, and no melee. Just Kvhostov. However, if you manage to kill anyone with it you are a lvl 90 haxor. So, don't get any kills and only wield Kvhostov. Actually do get kills, bc if you don't, you'll get an exotic and people will get butthurt. In fact, only play control and only get points by capturing flags. Then you're still a scrub, but the highest possible level of scrub, as you did not use any weapons and the only people that will get angry are people on your team. Actually, just never go into the Crucible. Spend all your time playing the first level over and over again. And never let someone join your fire team, as they will eventually get angry. Just keep killing level 2 dregs.
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Edited by ozgurcan--: 11/30/2014 8:25:06 PMI use my suros omg your shit that guns op, Omg you use my fusion rifles thats for shit people... I use my swarm omgg its soo op i have no chance to kill you Usr my fist of havoc or what ever its called omg panic button, Use my shoulder charge omgg thats so easy and fake.. Wtf do you want me to do its part of the game damiit
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Apparently all my guns are OP, so I don't even shoot people. Then they complain my shoulder charge is OP, so now I just run around and fist people with my titan. Not fist of havoc, because that's OP too. Just good ol' titan melee, walk up to em, fist them twice, or if they took damage already, just fist them really hard once with storm fist overload.
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This post made me happy each time I saw it
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It's not called the crycible for nothing (copyrighted)
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I only play pve but I feel guilty because I like ARs, especially ones with high rate of fire.
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PowMckenziePow
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only melee or ur a scrub loser [spoiler]just kidding :l[/spoiler]
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Exactly this! All of this post +1
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Good post, my only advice... Use what you want, no matter what you use people will still have a cry about it.
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You are absolutely right it's a joke. But really fission rifle is bull crap one shot from afar, needs to be nerfed as well and Suros.
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Well put man good stuff
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Just ignore all the complainers and use whatever you like.
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Edited by WREKTAGON: 11/27/2014 12:51:42 AMI have had most of the faction scout rifles at one point or another, including crucible and vanguard. It seems all scouts take 4 head shots to kill regardless so the one I'd recommend the most is the dead orbit crypt dweller. It has the highest rate of fire of any legendaries and does 52 in head shots as apposed to the ~60 most others do. Nonetheless that's still 4 head shots one way or another. I got a lucky roll on mine and ended up with third eye, field scout and zen moment but the bought one is still worth while as far as any of the scouts go. Tl:Dr cryptdweller or visions of confluence are my two go to scouts. (Gheleons demise isn't too bad at all but shines in pve more than PvP)
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Bad Juju and Khostovov
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If you're playing against me you're allowed to use the D-pad. Just the D-pad. Anything else gives you an unfair advantage.
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You nailed it. But you forgot that only noobs use melee attacks/grenades. So noobian