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Edited by Raw Sugar:
11/21/2014 2:10:56 AM
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things you do to mess with people irl
Sometimes at work while I'm checking out people's items I whisper to myself. "Oh god, what have I done."
You should see the people's faces as they frantically look at the monitor to see where I -blam!-ed up. Then I scan the items quicker so they can't read fast enough. Then they get all freaked out and spend an hour reading their receipt before they realize that nothing happened.
So what do you guys go to screw with people?
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5 RepliesI run up to Mexicans with my flak jacket on and scream "la migra!!!!!!!" While waiving a toy badge around. Works erytyme
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Edited by Bigger Masshole: 5/7/2015 11:29:41 PMWhen people at school park like -blam!-ing retards on the street, a friend and I like to box them in with our cars.
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5 RepliesAfter my computer class in High school would end I'd change the settings of the mouse to make it really dast or really slow.
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Say no pun intended at the end of every single sentence and see if they get the "pun". No pun intended.
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Mean mug people while blasting the song my girl. It's really hard to keep a straight face tho
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1 ReplyUse really big words in my sentences, and make them over complicated. Or simplify a long drawn out answer that someone gives. They both get goo reactions
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Walk around in a gas mask and fedora. [spoiler]The doctors [i]said[/i] it wouldn't work, but do I [i]care[/i]? No, oh no...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySugar [spoiler]Come back[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMove the graphic for the mouse icon a few inches to the right...
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In High School (near year's end), I took all the Shared Documents folder's contents off the library server and put it into a single folder called The Maze. Inside The Maze were everyone's assignments, notes, homework, etc, but to get them back you had to navigate a labyrinth of shortcuts and other folders that more often than not dead-ended in pictures of naked men or infinite looped to one another. I delayed a few tests. I was so proud of myself. As to 'daily basis' sorts of things? > I love your [hat/shoes/face/ass/etc] to random people as I drive by. Stole this one from my buddy, though. > Custom playlist of Bass-Boosted Nyan Cat Dubstep for the car. > When Katy Perry or Kesha are on in my car[i] that shit gets cranked and you sing.[/i] You sing or you walk. Preferably at stoplights. Windows are always down. > John Denver also gets cranked. Singing is optional. > Rev my stock Honda at muscle cars at lights. > Wave at people for no reason, especially at stopped cars when [i]I'm[/i] walking.
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Puns. No one truly likes them, but they're always funny. Pick a random person who sits next to me almost all day, unleash a torrent of Pun Hell. I've been doing ocean puns for a month straight now, think it's time to move onto animals.
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I once used a friend's computer account at a school computer while he was using it and whatever one person did, it happened on both screens, that was a fun day having him explain how his computer was possessed/hacked/crashing to the computer teacher with the both of them watching. Eventually had half the class watching the victim computer and the other half with me watching the chaos unfold.
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4 RepliesHand them a banana and say it's for you
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Go to there computer and turn on caps lock. Then watch then fail to get into things with case sensitive passwords
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Act like I've got a secret life and am being hunted. (Makes the slow days at work so much better :p )
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2 RepliesI begin to sing the batman them... But I never finish it. Ever. Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na...
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7 RepliesOne of my best friends and I put on suits, drove to a city we've never been to before, and decided that we would pretend to be random professions for the day. The best was building inspector. We went into some tall government building with the goal of taking the elevator to the top floor - because that's what you do in tall buildings. Our inspector story got us through security without IDs so we took out a clip board and started "taking notes." When we finally got to the elevator we got off on a random floor for no other reason than to be random, inspected, and then went back and made our way to the top. The elevator opened into a narrow hallway that was blocked by two armed guards. So we didn't seem suspicious, we stepped out and started discussing and making notes about the light fixtures right in front of them. After a minute we slipped back into the elevator and cracked up all of the way down. Then we went to a department store and convinced the manager that we were investors, owned our own chain, and were probably going to buy them out. That day was a blast.
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5 RepliesI have chronic nosebleeds. Had one during a highschool lockdown and sneezed on the window. The cop checking the room tried to break down the door because he thought someone had died in our room. Scared him shitless!
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Masturbate on them
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1 ReplyPut on suits, drive up to work sites and scream INS!!!
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5 RepliesEdited by Otthild: 3/5/2015 8:29:50 PMTell them they're fired.
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1 ReplyI like to go to the home for the blind and move the furniture around.
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1 ReplyI lie about my name to anybody who asks in real life lol
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Edited by pastafarian : 5/6/2015 9:22:27 PMMy bro was driving and as we're turning or passing someone on a sidewalk he waved and smiled like he knew them some people would smile and wave back others would have an expression of wtf on their face..it was kinda funny
