Every Time you get a kill with a Suros, Shotgun, Fusion Rifle, or TLW god kills an entire litter of puppies. You are totally a scrub. Break your destiny disk and send me all your Strange Coins.
I'm gonna go cry in my bubble now.
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lol but why is God killing the puppies? Isn't that kinda like a satan thing? Either way i hate puppies and shall continue on my righteous path.