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11/20/2014 11:51:42 AM
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I lost my virginity to a goat.
I was casually walking around my farm, naked, then a tripped over upon my goat. She was lying on her back and my dick fell into its furry goat -censored-.
Wat do?
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Kill the goat and eat the sperm infested body.
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Next you'll tell us you were texting in the shower slipped and well no more anal virginity.
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Lost mine to a bowl of cheerios.
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15 RepliesU stupid and gay u did it to a goat cause u can't get real action
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5 RepliesCould be better, but still pretty good.
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Pics or fake
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I'm sitting in the doctors office and I literally just busted out laughing and everyone is looking at me... thank you lmfao...
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1 ReplySex outside of marriage is a sin so burn in the lake of fire for eternity, more than likely
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Raise the half breeds to enact a real life goat simulator.
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1 ReplyRepress the memory until you have a spouse and bring it up in the divorce.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyEdited by En inglés: 11/21/2014 4:08:45 AMAre you an.... ? Never mind.
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Should we get married?
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Kill your self
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I lost my virginity to Elise.
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Was it good?
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Are you related to the Bush's?
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1 ReplyEngrapadora number 2.
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 11/21/2014 2:26:26 AMYou -blam!-ed up, baaaaaaah-duh.
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And thus goat man was born. Your child will move to Maryland and decapitate dogs.
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Are you by any chance one of those ISIS fighters?...
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... Ewww
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are you from fresno at all?
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Go deeper.
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You screwed my cousin?
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At least you lost it
