Fireworks are just colourful, (sorry Canadian), explosions. How come every time I blow something up for or around a girl it is never romantic. Them girls don't even like me blowing up coloured items. I'm so damn confused and angry at this logical absurdity.
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The best fireworks are the illegal ones
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Easy there, Michael Bay.
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It's because you aren't saying "And boom goes the dynamite."
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Have you tried making them shoot up hundreds of feet in the air?