[Created on November 18th, 2014, at 5PM EST]
[u][b]If this thread should be found years from the date enscribed up top, then please necrobump to the nearest porch, thank you. Also, the creator of this post is Marty McFly, should the name above be Deleted User.[/b][/u]
[i]Hello Floodians, I am currently composing a list of facts that every Floodian should know. If you want to contribute, then DM me a fact and I shall add it to the list. Only one per user please.[/i]
1. The toast/envelope method 60% of the time works 90% of the time [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
2. Always blame Stosh. [i]Always[/i] [b]-Jphn 33[/b]
3. Discordianism is the one true religion. Do not deny it. [b]-EnTreauxPea[/b]
4. ayy lmao [b]-GoatWhisperer[/b]
5. B.old were teh best tiemz! B.next was a painful downgrade, but eh.. You get used to it.. I guess.. [b]-III H1TMaN III[/b]
6. Asking flood for advice is sacrilege and should be only used as a last resort. [b]-Rhino Turkey[/b]
7. DeeJ is Captain Pegboy [b]-JesusOfSurburbia[/b]
8. Porches are hilarious. [b]-Purple Jaime[/b]
9. Lenny is the master of the booty [b]-Scorpion[/b]
10. Cheerios are best cereal. ;3 [b]-BioSmiley[/b]
11. [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page]Bungie Wiki[/url] [b]-Zoob[/b]
12. [url=http://www.niagarahospice.org/content/images/Special%20Events/meat.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://robertmannblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/top.gif]CENA[/url] [b]-The whole damned forum[/b]
13. A meter will hit earth in the futer [b]-Mr Skeltal[/b]
14. Modern feminism is stoopid [b]-Thankful RJ956[/b]
15. We are all achronos alts [b]-StudyOfWumbo[/b]
16. You lied to me [b]-Tacticool Badger[/b]
17. *roleplay* is all too common... [b]-anarchy125[/b]
18. Try Xbox.com [b]-Foudre Fondue[/b]
19. Every post is a shit post, no exceptions [b]-addiegoble[/b]
20. Sipping toilets is reserved for CoastalSet and An Alt [b]-An Alt[/b]
21. [i]21[/i] [b]-Dat vine kiddo[/b]
22. Beware the alts. [b]-Shpip[/b]
23. Darude Sandstorm [b]-WARJET[/b]
24. LTazer is the classiest guy around. [b]-LTazer[/b]
25. Facts 20 and 24 are opinions [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
26. Flags on trucks are fun. [b]-Doug[/b]
27. Spongebob is our Lord and Savior. [b]-TheFlyingNarwhal[/b]
28. Porch Day [b]-TheThankfulGrunt[/b]
29. When you open up #gaming there is a 60% chance that 90% of the page is VoGifyed [b]-Hydrazard561[/b]
30. [b]Never[/b] talk about the flood [b]-PerilousTurkey[/b]
31. Talos is the floodian god [b]-Thankful Ebola[/b]
32. Marty is the life of Bungie [b]-Batman[/b]
33. Licking doorknobs is illegal on alien planets. Your punishment will be the removal of your ass by a device called an "Ayy" [b]-Tilted the Wolf[/b]
34. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-All the Floodian Perverts[/b]
35. You're a fig [b]-Sky the Pilgrim[/b]
36. I created truck/flag day [b]-Xboxdotcom[/b]
37. You must know tha-*gets sniped* [b]-Archon[/b]
38. o______________o is your daddy [b]-Blonic[/b]
39. Elise is Jester's grill [b]-Jester[/b]
40. Cops are evil and Weed is love [b]-Camnator[/b]
41. *Gurgles excitedly* [b]-Fartmonkey[/b]
42. There is no rule 42 [b]-Baldbeard76[/b]
43. [b][You must have Bungie® Premium Second Class Membership to view this rule][/b] [b]-FeelGoodCEO[/b]
44. Horse vag is best vag. Never forget that [b]-Engrapadora[/b]
45. ifarted69 [b]-Plasma Eagle[/b]
46. PRAISE THE SUN! [b]-The Juice Box[/b]
47. There will always be a religious "debate" thread [b]-Devius Dios[/b]
48. Recon banned himself once *twice [b]-Atticus[/b]
49. What happens in the Flood, stays in the Flood [b]-Jocus[/b]
50. Shishka is still a peg boy [b]-Hey Im Swat[/b]
51. The heavy is a spy [b]-APEACFULFLOWER[/b]
52. If this is your first night in Off Topic, then you have to shitpost [b]-Bardock[/b]
53. [i]no u[/i] [b]-Elbow Macaroni[/b]
54. OP is a fig [b]-CoumterStorm[/b]
55. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/14007448/0/0/1]Toast/Envelope[/url] [b]-Hokage123679[/b]
56. Well, this got really stupid fast [b]-Verbatim[/b]
57. 95% of the time, OP does not deliver [b]-ExtremistFlyer7[/b]
58. When in doubt, [b]pinkie out[/b] [b]-A Drunk3n Turkey[/b]
59. DeeJ is a pegboy, anyone who says otherwise will be banished [b]-Coconut Marty[/b]
60. Frog blast the vent cores [b]-Noble 6[/b]
61, Lawn chair is the only suitable seat [b]-Datbigguy[/b]
62. Expect the hate [b]-InstaCode[/b]
63. Necrobumping is a crime punishable by death [b]-Shpip[/b]
64. Master Chief [i]always[/i] wins the polls [b]-Pureey[/b]
65. You're new if you don't open links you are given in incognito mode [b]-Endertacular[/b]
66. Smother yourself in (Bungie)balls! [b]-Various Users[/b]
67. Cosmic Wang [b]-Caption Render[/b]
68. Rule 63 doesn't apply to this thread [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
69. [b]-The Flood[/b]
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ
70. Lenny holds up all of the first 69 points [b]-The Flood[/b]
71. BioSmiley=Rain [b]-skoobydru[/b]
72. If you don't remeber [url=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XfeUbQL9Hc/maxresdefault.jpg]this[/url], you're too young [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
73. Ass>tits [b]-S7ven[/b]
74. Recon is your uncle [b]-I ColdEmbrace I[/b]
75. Necromancy is an amazing thing [b]-EnderWolf1013[/b]
76. You can get banned for calling yourself a fig [b]-Pilgrim Novice[/b]
77. This is more "stuff that every newfoman knows after 2 days on b.net" than a necessary posting guide [b]-DBZonda[/b]
78. Hail Cthulhu [b]-Tskune Aono[/b]
78. [i]Always[/i] suspect the Spanish Inquisition [b]-Dunbrack Rooney[/b]
79. Marty is the one true answer to all good music threads [b]-Gl1tch3d Gh0sT[/b]
80. Go away Anna [b]-IngloriousWho98[/b]
81. The floods true religion is the cosmic wang [b]-No Breaks[/b]
82. Corey in the house is best anime [b]-Gurochan[/b]
83. Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 [b]-Ironhide[/b]
84. [i]September 9, 2014. We will never forget the shitstorm.[/i] [b]TheFlyingNarwhal[/b]
85. Give me all te booooty [b]-Lenny[/b]
86. All OP's have a strong sense of homosexuality [b]-Inflixo[/b]
87. All slightly sexual comments or posts must be responded with a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-Fish[/b]
88. [url=http://galeri7.uludagsozluk.com/210/-blam!--you-and-your-gay-shit_288292.png]Fuc[i]k[/i] you and your gay shit
this is a SpiderMan thread![/url] [b]-Døøb[/b]
89. Pm Engrapadora [b]-Im Jhet[/b]
90. Cheerios exist in both the past, present, and future [b]-Doc Brown[/b]
91.11/27/14 is the day DeeJ uploaded porn to bnet [b]-Voice of Reason[/b]
92. Fapping is always the answer. The question doesn't matter [b]-Rampant[/b]
93. The day I'm remembered or quoted in history is the day when DeeJ recognizes Ingloriouswho98 for his pornography finding skills [b]-Neon[/b]
94. Don't bend over in front of shrek [b]-stanman[/b]
95. no u [b]-Solar[/b]
96. Most 9/10 girls on here are guys.... [b]-XxABC PandaxX[/b]
97. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/95334461/0/0/1]Deck of cards[/url] [b]-Vincent Vega[/b]
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Flood is kill
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 5/4/2015 6:21:13 AMPraise the shiny magikarp
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Been made multiple times already, but eh. New era, new threads I guess.
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100. All tragic events are caused by Crucible.
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Rule 20!!!
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Always post when Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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Edited by RichardSalad: 4/24/2015 3:03:47 PMMake sure to post gr8 b8 m8 that ranks 8/8 [b]- ShapedOrc [/b]
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98. The best day to wear a stripped sweater is Tuesday.
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Edited by Iris: 4/24/2015 2:40:04 PM98. The anal is the anal of anal within the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so with that in mind, anal. And also remember that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is the essence of life.
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98 beware enga
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98: k
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100. Stay classy, Flood.
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If this is still active, you need to put Le Dustin on their for most loved and hated Floodian simultaneously.
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????????????
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99. If you don't know what Siege of Madrigal is, you have no place with the Flood.
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[url=http://youtu.be/yK1JRtoBY3Y]Glory be to the dark lord Chin Chin[/url]
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98. Goat
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Edited by My Name Is John: 4/19/2015 5:50:48 PMIs "we have no rights" one yet? I couldn't see it on the list but then I might've missed if, if not, I submit that
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Praising the moon is more profitable than praising the soon.
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Try [url=http://frankly.pitas.com]this[/url] for a fact[spoiler]dont click it[/spoiler]
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[quote]*roleplay* is all too common...[/quote] This is correct.
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Huehue[b]-Me[/b]
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THE BEST WAY TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IS TO THROW THEM BEHIND THE FRIDGE
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Batman with prep time
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"Osprey is better than plasma eagle"