[Created on November 18th, 2014, at 5PM EST]
[u][b]If this thread should be found years from the date enscribed up top, then please necrobump to the nearest porch, thank you. Also, the creator of this post is Marty McFly, should the name above be Deleted User.[/b][/u]
[i]Hello Floodians, I am currently composing a list of facts that every Floodian should know. If you want to contribute, then DM me a fact and I shall add it to the list. Only one per user please.[/i]
1. The toast/envelope method 60% of the time works 90% of the time [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
2. Always blame Stosh. [i]Always[/i] [b]-Jphn 33[/b]
3. Discordianism is the one true religion. Do not deny it. [b]-EnTreauxPea[/b]
4. ayy lmao [b]-GoatWhisperer[/b]
5. B.old were teh best tiemz! B.next was a painful downgrade, but eh.. You get used to it.. I guess.. [b]-III H1TMaN III[/b]
6. Asking flood for advice is sacrilege and should be only used as a last resort. [b]-Rhino Turkey[/b]
7. DeeJ is Captain Pegboy [b]-JesusOfSurburbia[/b]
8. Porches are hilarious. [b]-Purple Jaime[/b]
9. Lenny is the master of the booty [b]-Scorpion[/b]
10. Cheerios are best cereal. ;3 [b]-BioSmiley[/b]
11. [url=http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page]Bungie Wiki[/url] [b]-Zoob[/b]
12. [url=http://www.niagarahospice.org/content/images/Special%20Events/meat.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://robertmannblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/top.gif]CENA[/url] [b]-The whole damned forum[/b]
13. A meter will hit earth in the futer [b]-Mr Skeltal[/b]
14. Modern feminism is stoopid [b]-Thankful RJ956[/b]
15. We are all achronos alts [b]-StudyOfWumbo[/b]
16. You lied to me [b]-Tacticool Badger[/b]
17. *roleplay* is all too common... [b]-anarchy125[/b]
18. Try Xbox.com [b]-Foudre Fondue[/b]
19. Every post is a shit post, no exceptions [b]-addiegoble[/b]
20. Sipping toilets is reserved for CoastalSet and An Alt [b]-An Alt[/b]
21. [i]21[/i] [b]-Dat vine kiddo[/b]
22. Beware the alts. [b]-Shpip[/b]
23. Darude Sandstorm [b]-WARJET[/b]
24. LTazer is the classiest guy around. [b]-LTazer[/b]
25. Facts 20 and 24 are opinions [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
26. Flags on trucks are fun. [b]-Doug[/b]
27. Spongebob is our Lord and Savior. [b]-TheFlyingNarwhal[/b]
28. Porch Day [b]-TheThankfulGrunt[/b]
29. When you open up #gaming there is a 60% chance that 90% of the page is VoGifyed [b]-Hydrazard561[/b]
30. [b]Never[/b] talk about the flood [b]-PerilousTurkey[/b]
31. Talos is the floodian god [b]-Thankful Ebola[/b]
32. Marty is the life of Bungie [b]-Batman[/b]
33. Licking doorknobs is illegal on alien planets. Your punishment will be the removal of your ass by a device called an "Ayy" [b]-Tilted the Wolf[/b]
34. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-All the Floodian Perverts[/b]
35. You're a fig [b]-Sky the Pilgrim[/b]
36. I created truck/flag day [b]-Xboxdotcom[/b]
37. You must know tha-*gets sniped* [b]-Archon[/b]
38. o______________o is your daddy [b]-Blonic[/b]
39. Elise is Jester's grill [b]-Jester[/b]
40. Cops are evil and Weed is love [b]-Camnator[/b]
41. *Gurgles excitedly* [b]-Fartmonkey[/b]
42. There is no rule 42 [b]-Baldbeard76[/b]
43. [b][You must have Bungie® Premium Second Class Membership to view this rule][/b] [b]-FeelGoodCEO[/b]
44. Horse vag is best vag. Never forget that [b]-Engrapadora[/b]
45. ifarted69 [b]-Plasma Eagle[/b]
46. PRAISE THE SUN! [b]-The Juice Box[/b]
47. There will always be a religious "debate" thread [b]-Devius Dios[/b]
48. Recon banned himself once *twice [b]-Atticus[/b]
49. What happens in the Flood, stays in the Flood [b]-Jocus[/b]
50. Shishka is still a peg boy [b]-Hey Im Swat[/b]
51. The heavy is a spy [b]-APEACFULFLOWER[/b]
52. If this is your first night in Off Topic, then you have to shitpost [b]-Bardock[/b]
53. [i]no u[/i] [b]-Elbow Macaroni[/b]
54. OP is a fig [b]-CoumterStorm[/b]
55. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/14007448/0/0/1]Toast/Envelope[/url] [b]-Hokage123679[/b]
56. Well, this got really stupid fast [b]-Verbatim[/b]
57. 95% of the time, OP does not deliver [b]-ExtremistFlyer7[/b]
58. When in doubt, [b]pinkie out[/b] [b]-A Drunk3n Turkey[/b]
59. DeeJ is a pegboy, anyone who says otherwise will be banished [b]-Coconut Marty[/b]
60. Frog blast the vent cores [b]-Noble 6[/b]
61, Lawn chair is the only suitable seat [b]-Datbigguy[/b]
62. Expect the hate [b]-InstaCode[/b]
63. Necrobumping is a crime punishable by death [b]-Shpip[/b]
64. Master Chief [i]always[/i] wins the polls [b]-Pureey[/b]
65. You're new if you don't open links you are given in incognito mode [b]-Endertacular[/b]
66. Smother yourself in (Bungie)balls! [b]-Various Users[/b]
67. Cosmic Wang [b]-Caption Render[/b]
68. Rule 63 doesn't apply to this thread [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
69. [b]-The Flood[/b]
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ
70. Lenny holds up all of the first 69 points [b]-The Flood[/b]
71. BioSmiley=Rain [b]-skoobydru[/b]
72. If you don't remeber [url=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XfeUbQL9Hc/maxresdefault.jpg]this[/url], you're too young [b]-Marty McFly[/b]
73. Ass>tits [b]-S7ven[/b]
74. Recon is your uncle [b]-I ColdEmbrace I[/b]
75. Necromancy is an amazing thing [b]-EnderWolf1013[/b]
76. You can get banned for calling yourself a fig [b]-Pilgrim Novice[/b]
77. This is more "stuff that every newfoman knows after 2 days on b.net" than a necessary posting guide [b]-DBZonda[/b]
78. Hail Cthulhu [b]-Tskune Aono[/b]
78. [i]Always[/i] suspect the Spanish Inquisition [b]-Dunbrack Rooney[/b]
79. Marty is the one true answer to all good music threads [b]-Gl1tch3d Gh0sT[/b]
80. Go away Anna [b]-IngloriousWho98[/b]
81. The floods true religion is the cosmic wang [b]-No Breaks[/b]
82. Corey in the house is best anime [b]-Gurochan[/b]
83. Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 [b]-Ironhide[/b]
84. [i]September 9, 2014. We will never forget the shitstorm.[/i] [b]TheFlyingNarwhal[/b]
85. Give me all te booooty [b]-Lenny[/b]
86. All OP's have a strong sense of homosexuality [b]-Inflixo[/b]
87. All slightly sexual comments or posts must be responded with a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]-Fish[/b]
88. [url=http://galeri7.uludagsozluk.com/210/-blam!--you-and-your-gay-shit_288292.png]Fuc[i]k[/i] you and your gay shit
this is a SpiderMan thread![/url] [b]-Døøb[/b]
89. Pm Engrapadora [b]-Im Jhet[/b]
90. Cheerios exist in both the past, present, and future [b]-Doc Brown[/b]
91.11/27/14 is the day DeeJ uploaded porn to bnet [b]-Voice of Reason[/b]
92. Fapping is always the answer. The question doesn't matter [b]-Rampant[/b]
93. The day I'm remembered or quoted in history is the day when DeeJ recognizes Ingloriouswho98 for his pornography finding skills [b]-Neon[/b]
94. Don't bend over in front of shrek [b]-stanman[/b]
95. no u [b]-Solar[/b]
96. Most 9/10 girls on here are guys.... [b]-XxABC PandaxX[/b]
97. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/95334461/0/0/1]Deck of cards[/url] [b]-Vincent Vega[/b]
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Give me all te booooty
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Edited by Jocus: 1/26/2015 12:17:36 AMHoly shit I forgot about this :D Edit: my rule is absolute shit
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Hello flood !
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Bushes the jdyjssweyiikjff
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All OP's have a strong sense of homosexuality
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Bump.
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Edited by Mr Raisin: 12/11/2014 5:34:52 AMRule 81: all slightly sexual comments or posts must be responded with a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Fish
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Inb4 longface appears.
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Pm Engra
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Who necro-ed this?
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random posts all day, every day
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o_o is a fool.
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Ayy lmao
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booty
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Cheerios exist in both the past, present, and future.
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Two words: one word: Shrek
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A-OOH! A-OOH! A-OOH!
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Fact 25 is null and void and holds no meaning in relation to other facts.
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Coup is *gets sniped*
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Edited by Zonda: 1/15/2015 2:05:47 PMI know this is just random shit and not technically official, but Cortana Five being the Flood empress should really be #1. That and the Subforum of Bungie's current game at the time being incoherent toxic tards since the Zanzibar forum to the end of time are things that Flood knows. Cheerios and Clockman also deserve a mention, as well as Sapphire being the ultimate fgts.
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Bump. Heres the deal: I planned on finishing this by Christmas, but then something came up and I tried to shoot for New Years, and then even more bs came up. I plan on finishing this by January 25.
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Rule 81 saying anything good about destiny will result in having a flaming rod shoved up your ass
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Hail Cthulhu!
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Get out, you bitch-ass punk.