All this time I've been posing as a misogynistic white male.
However...
[spoiler] I'm actually a grill. Stainless steel.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] MOM! MOM. GET THE CAMERA!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!![/spoiler]
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xD [spoiler]T'was all a clever ruse[/spoiler]