Xur just won't seem to sell my my Sunbreakers! He won't even sell me the Sunbreaker telemetry! This is absolutely ridiculous and I don't know why I ever picked Destiny over Monopoly! I'm going back to board games this is ludicrous, outrageous, and unfathomable! Good day sir's!
[spoiler]#Satire #Forthegiggles #Sonotserious #Demsunbreakers[/spoiler]
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Monopoly is way op, nerf plz. Only scrubs play it, all us earners not xurners carved our own ball in a cup
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Don't get your hopes up: Parker Bros. told me that I would be a special person and have my own special-person figurine, but it turns out anyone can get the same super special special-person figurine I had with enough time and effort. This is inexcusable, egregious, and blasphemous! I'm going back to hoop-and-stick.
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I know right! I saw them for the last few weeks but thought nah he will have them next week so Ill get them then. Got trolled, pre-order cancelled
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Dude Xur has sold the sunbreakers on at least 5 occasions, since he started selling exotic items. Where have you been?