Change my name to whatever the person with the most replies says. AND I'll do a dare for the flood...
Edit: added the option to go for 7777 replies as well
Suggestions on what I should do:
Study of Wumbo [quote]...I dare you to run into a children's park yell -blam!- her right in the pussy. Then run.[/quote] or [quote]Oh no wait I got it!
First walk into a store and buy something, then run home and change your appearance. Run for a bit to look tired then go into the store and ask "excuse me do you have the date?"
When you get the date ask him if he saw a man in whatever clothing you were wearing before walk into the store. When he describes him shout "THERES STILL TIME" then run out and watch has he remains confused.[/quote]
Rocketman [quote]You should grab a stick, take your shirt off, then run down the street yelling "IM A PIXIE!!!!" Pretend to cast a spell on people by saying "Pa-PEW Pa-PEW!"
[spoiler]the stick is your wand XD[/spoiler][/quote]
SolidSnake [quote]I DARE YOU TO RUN INTO TOWN SHOUTING GOD HATES FAG'S[/quote]
Deleted User [quote]Hire a cookie monster outfit (or any mascot outfit), make a westboro baptist church sign (it can be parody or actual "God hates fags"), and run around your town screaming the American national anthem in tune at the top of your lungs. Do it.[/quote]
Yelux [quote]Put a object shaped like a dong in your pants, and walk around town trying to make small-talk while poking people with your pseudo-erection.[/quote]
DragonSniper[quote]Go into a shop dressed as batman, and ask every single member of staff if they know if Harvey Dent is in stock, and if so, where Harvey Dent is. Specifically saying,
"«Deep Voice» Excuse me, Do you have a Harvey Dent, and if so, where is Harvey Dent?"[/quote]
Gyro Turkey [quote]Lie face down on the grass in a public park, next to the sidewalk. Just lay there. See what people do.
[spoiler]Sorry, it late so I couldn't think of anything really good.[/spoiler][/quote]
Ebola [quote]Dare idea...
You have to dress up in a bunny suit and crawl around on the sidewalk for 10 blocks. After that, stand up an scream "LIFE IS DEATH" then go limp and fall over, first person to come up to you, you push them out of the way and spin in circles screaming "PRAISE THE SUN" after that you have a friend drive up beside you and you run and dive onto his hood, then stand up get into the car and simply drive away[/quote]
Zubb The Zombie [quote]Get on those open laptops in bestbuy or some other electronic store with computers hooked up to the internet. Open up porn on all of them.[/quote]
Otthild[quote]Donate porn to a thrift shop, go in a few days later and purchase it if they put it out, then rave to the cashier about how you'be been looking for that title.[/quote]
Ninjas (and mentors) that have replied:
Zoob (The Greatest Mentor ever?)
JBSpudster
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Buy porn and throw it into a playground